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The other page got too long. So this is the quotes that where at the bottom of the previous page.

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. Nancy Astor

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend or break them.

This only is denied to God: the power to undo the past.

Pray as if everything depended upon God and work as if everything depended upon man. 

If there’s one thing I know it’s God does love a good joke. 

God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest. 

I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much. --Mother Teresa

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting.

You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

I felt like poisoning a monk. --Umberto Eco on why he wrote the novel "The Name of the Rose."

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? --JayLeno

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. --Jay Leno 

After the game, the king and pawn go into the same box. --Italian Proverb

Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still. --Chinese Proverb

The palest ink is better than the best memory. --Chinese Proverb

Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present. -English Proverb

If you believe everything you read, better not read. -Japanese Proverb

The reverse side also has a reverse side. -Japanese Proverb

Fate; it just wan't ment to be...

The world is divided into two types of people: those who wince when they see the words Canadian geese in print, and those who don't.

For every person who wants to teach, there are approximately thirty people who don't want to learn--much. --W.C. Sellar and R.J., introduction to And Now All This (1932)

No good deed goes unpunished.

It's a poor sort of memory that only works backward. --Lewis Carroll

Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it.

I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. --Friedrich Nietzsche 

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

I am not in this world to live up to other people's expectations, nor do I feel that the world must live up to mine.

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.

And even if we can or cant be friends I'll be with you until the very end.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

It's funny how a song that was once your favorite, is now like a kinfe in your heart.

Ask me how many times my heart has been broken and I will tell you to look in the sky and count the stars.


Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I’m only falling apart...


You look at me and say "girl, you've been blessed" but you can't see the inside of my unhappiness.


Forget the times he walked by, forget the times he made you cry, forget the times he spoke your name, remember your feelings aren’t the same, forget the times he held your hand, forget the sweet things if you can, forget those times and don’t pretend, remember now he’s only a friend.


He who tries to forget a woman, or finds hatred in himself for her, never loved her.


Don’t lead me on, and leave me confused, any girl would rather be left alone, than have her heart abused.


Don’t tell me lies they are hard to heel, just tell me how you really feel.


every girl wants prince charming
and while he may be nice and all 
I want a guy who will
come up from behind and
put his arms around me
and wisper in my ear
that he loves me
and he lays awake at night, just
thinking about me
a guy who'll call at like.. 
3 a.m.  just to tell me
how much he misses me.
he'd come over just after we
get off the phone...
because he wants two know how
i'm really doing..
because i said i was fine
but we both know i was lying.
he'd kiss me on my forehead
and tell me everything's
going to be alright
He may not be prince charming
to anyone else, but in my eyes, he'd fit the part.


I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because everytime i fall in never seems to last


Love is like heaven but hurts like hell.


It's better to light a candle, than to curse the darkness.


In every single letter, in every single word, there will be a hidden message about a boy that loves a girl.


Love is being stupid together.


True love is when you shed a tear and still want him. It's when he ignores you and you still love him. It's when he loves another girl but you still smile and you say, I'm happy for you. when all you really want to do is cry... and cry...


I think I'll go anti-love. Really, who needs it? Butterflies in the tummy, and hearts skipping beats... that can't be safe!


Life is a song. Love is the lyrics.


After a while you learn the difference between holding a hand and falling in love. you begin to learn that kisses don't always mean something and promises can be broken just as quickly as they are made and sometimes good-byes really are forever.


Real love stories never have happy endings. Because real love stories never end.


Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and cannot remain silent.


I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.


And slowly it all fades... to gray.


I smile cause I have NO idea what's going on.


I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when here heart is broken and the one that could always brighten up your day even if she couldn't brighten her own.


The hardest thing I’ll ever have to do is walk away pretending I don't love you. -Some boy band.


Love isn't funny when it is burning inside when all you can think of is how you get through the night.


Sorry boys, I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!


How far do i have to go to make you understand? I wanna make this work so much it hurts, nut I  just cant keep on giving, go on living with the way things are so I'm gonna walk away and its up to you to say how far?


In a room full of people, you're always the first one I look for


Tastee Freezes as ''iconic structures in the rural Midwest'' that ''prove your community does not have enough of a population to sustain a Dairy Queen."


Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. -Lucille Ball


If music be the food of life, then play on. -William Shakespeare


Writing should be approached like a favorite toy. -Ray Bradbury


Art thou pale for weariness
Of climbing heaven and gazing on the earth,

Wandering companionless

Among the stars that have a different birth,

And ever changing, like a joyless eye

That finds no object worth its constancy?


Think about it, there must be higher love down in the heart or hidden in the stars above.Without it, life is a wasted time. Look inside your heart, I'll look inside mine.


A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.


I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.


Make believing we're together. That I'm sheltered by your heart, but in and outside I've turned to water like a teardrop in your palm


I remember saying things, but I have no idea what was said.


Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life. Define yourself.

Live like there's no tomorrow, sing like no one's listening, and love like you've never been hurt.
Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing. It's ok though, because I've got some more vibrant colors like periwinkle at my disposal. I have a bit of a problem though in that I can only meet the 8-color boxes. Does anyone else have that problem? I mean there are so many different colors of life, of feeling, of articulation.. so when I meet someone who's an 8-color type.. I'm like, "hey girl, magenta!" and she's like, "oh, you mean purple!" and she goes off on her purple thing, and I'm like, "no - I want magenta! --John Mayer

You have written your name in the golden pages of history, and won the undying graditude of your countrymen.

In a crue and imperfect world, there's proof God can still create perfection.

It's all about being who you want to be.  Never look back at the past, only forward to the future!

Sometimes your voice is loudest when it's written down.

Q: What Most People Are Thinking When They Say "I Love You"?
A: "The person is thinking: 'Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day.'" -- Michelle, age 9

Black and White makes classification easy, but gray areas hold more possibilities.

I'm all grown up, so please, no more fairy tales.

Never forget to say  'I love you' before the moment slips away.

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If  it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.

All men are the same,  they just have different faces so that we can tell them apart.

Three wise men - are you serious?

Remember when life was easier when boys had cooties?

The friends who grew up with you deserve a special respect. The ones who stuck by you shoulder to shoulder, in a time where nothing was certain, all life lay ahead, and every road led home.

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. -Matt Groening

Money talks, in this world, that's what idiots will say, but you will find out that this world is just an idiots parade. -Good Charlotte, Chronicales of life and death

Memories are always remembered... never forgotten
Don't ever give up if you still want to try,
Don't ever wipe your eyes if you still want to cry,
Don't stop asking questions if you still want to know,
and don't say you don't love him if you can't let him go.
Sometimes your worst enemy is one who used to be your friend.
Please don't try so hard to say good bye - Maroon5, she will be loved
I'm no using her chapstick, you sicko!
This city is making us crazy and we must get out. -Maroon5, must get out
What to pack for a trip? "Leave the gun, take the cannoli's"
I've been the needle and the thread weaving figure eights around your head, I try to laugh but cry instead, wait to hear the words you've never said. -Maroon5, Must Get out
The world isn't square, so there is no corner of the world you can go to that will take your pain away.
Men are like lava lamps, there fun to watch, hot, but not that bright.

I chose the road less traveled. Now where am I?

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. -Britney Spears, Pop Singer

Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer. -David Acfield

Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. Oh My God! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!
MAYBE...and that is final!!!

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight

Stress, the confusion created when the mind must over ride the body's basic desire to choke the living crap out of some idiot who desperatley deserves it!

I'm not fluent in idiot, so please speak slowly to me.

I know im not perfect, but I'm so close it scares me!

I could be a bitch, if I was nicer.

I'm not lazy, I just don't give a damn.

All I ever wanted was everything, (is that ok with you?)

When I snap you'll be the frist to go.

If you don't like my attitude then quit talking to me.

I'm goin Nucking Futs!

I'm NAKED! (under my clothes!)

If the shoe fits... buy one in every color!

Sorry, I'm not fluent in Moron, please speak slowly to me.

When french people swear, do they say pardon my english?

Yes, you have the right to your opinion and I have the right to think you're stupid.

I DO know it all, I just can't remember it all at once.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.

I don't miss him, I miss who I thought he was.

One day I'll fly away and leave all this to yesterday.

Life is too short to sit on the sidelines and not dance.

I'm not random, I just have many thoughts.

I am the future of america. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

The worst thing a guy can do is to make a girl fall for him with no intention of catching her.

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

Yes, I am insane, but every now and then, I have these horrible periods of boredom where I have to act normal like you.

Aren't you glade i don't write everything that comes into my head?

Tonight, the headphones will deliver you these words i can not say.

Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.

If words could kill, it'd spell your name.

I'm multi-talented; I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

I wanna be like those girls in the movies to have a man so in love it makes him drop to his knees.

Obstacles are put in your way to see if what you want is worth fighting for.

Friends may come and go, but peanut butter is forever.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. -- Albert Einstien

Pictures never change... only the people in them do.

The Daily show: because sometimes, ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox News, MSNBC, CSPAN, Headline news, CNN, and Cspan 2 just aren't enough.

CD player: b/c some of us can't afford iPods.

I can see your point but i still think you're full of it.

Don't worry about falling in love, b/c in fairytales, they don't find each other till the last page.

The truth may hurt
But it's the lies that kill.

I want to be his last call of the night, his first thought in the morning; five hour conversations, the ones with "no, you hang up first", him to make my heart race, give me seaty palms, hugs that you never want to let go of, but most of all, I want to be considered his.

My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything even if you have no clue what you're doing.

I would imagin if you understood morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

Your eyes tell you what you dont say.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance in the rain.

They ignore each other and look the other way but they both know that it wasn't supposed to end this way.

He gave her 12 roses; 11 real and one fake, and said, "I'll love you until the last rose dies."

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

Tell me the truth. it's the only thing I haven't heard from you yet.

Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said.

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

Trust, but verify. -Ronald Reagan

No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar. -Abraham Lincoln

Don't try to butter me up. Insincere butter is rancid from the start.

All truth passes through three stages: First, it is ridiculed Second, it is violently opposed and Third, it is accepted as self-evident.

Tell the truth and then run. -Proverb

If you don't take risks for love, then what do you take risks for?

Waiting is our destiny. As creatures who cannot by themselves bring about what they hope for. We wait in the darkness for a flame we cannot light, We wait in fear for a happy ending we cannot write. We wait for a ‘not yet' that feels like a ‘not ever.' Waiting is the hardest work of hope.

The harder I work, the luckier I get. --Samuel Goldwyn

Every child begins the world again. --Henry David Thoreau

However mean your life is, meet it and live it: do not shun it and call it hard names. Cultivate poverty like a garden herb, like sage. Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends. Things do not change, we change. Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts. God will see that you do want society. --Henry David Thoreau

I don't even know what street Canada is on. -- Al Capone

Montreal's not a city. It's a Disney World for alcoholics. -- Mike Wilmot

I want to thank all the Canadians who came out today to wave to me - with all five fingers! --President George W. Bush (during his first visit to Ottawa Nov. 30, 2004)

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

A vocabulary is more important than money because it can never be taken away.

Do you ever look at something and realize that it is not real? I do. I look at something you call reality.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

A good friend will not come bail you out of jail....But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ....WE screwed up!

To ignore the facts does not change the facts.

That the Lord didn't do it all in one day.What makes me think I can?

And even if we can or cant be friends I'll be with you until the very end. -Shine on, Ryan Cabrera

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.

In a mad world only the mad are sane.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

Art is either plagiarism or revolution.

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.

It's funny how a song that was once your favorite, is now like a kinfe in your heart.

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.

It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations.

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.

To avoid situations in which you might make mistakes may be the biggest mistake of all.

Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people.

If you only knew
What I went through just to get to you
I'm hanging from you
And I'll hold on if you want me to
- If you only knew, Maroon 5

I’m not about self-pity. Your love did me wrong, so I’m moving on.

True love? I used to believe it existed, but when you’ve had your heart torn out and thrown on the floor, you just don’t care anymore.


Someone can walk into your life and it is not until after they walk out that you realize that they were even there.


Love can tear you apart... it can kill you. But if you’re lucky, it can put you back together.


It hurts to see you walk away. For admit it or not, you were an important part of my life and the time we shared will forever be a part of me. So even though I realize that it was never meant to be, still, it hurts.


The only boy that deserves to have you, is the one that think he doesn’t.


Unless you can see inside my
heart, there's no way you
could possibly understand how
he makes me feel.


Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good ones are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon.


When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.


A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on.


Love is like war, easy to start, hard to end; impossible to forget.


If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. -Groucho Marx


I wanna be the girl he points to and says, "that's her."


A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead.


Pixie sticks. For kids who can't afford heroin.


War does not determine who is right - only who is left.


Once you love someone, that person is forever apart of you.


The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~ Lucille Ball


Shit happens. Mostly to me, so don't worry.


Coffee isn't my cup of tea.


The truth is, you could slit my throat and with my last gasping breath, I’d apologize for bleeding on your shirt.


The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.


Sometimes you don't realize how much you care for someone until they stop caring for you.


I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.


I know you don't believe that you care this much to me, but I promise you that you do.


Half of the people in the world are below average.


Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.


Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.


You will never know why I cry these tears.


On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"


In your absence my heart grows stronger. in your presence I fall in love again.


Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things.


In every girls life there's a guy she will never forget, and the summer when it all beagn.


"When you come to a fork in the road, take it" -Yogi Berra


Love isn't about finding the perfect person; it's about seeing an imperfect person perfectly.


We are an impossibility in an impossible universe."


Waiting for the moment that my dream comes true.


*(Calvin): People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. (Hobbes): Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?


Your first love never really dies.


Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.


I'm going to smile like nothings wrong, talk like everything’s perfect, act like it's all a dream, and pretend it's not hurting me.


The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.


Boys eat boogers when nobody's watching.


I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.


Here's my heart, I'll let you break it.


Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.


A heart is not a play thing, a heart is not a toy, but if you want it broken, give it to a boy.


Is being an idiot like being high all the time?


When life gives you lemons, throw them back at the person, and demand for the oranges you asked for!


The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.


The spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine.


I'm jealous of every girl that has ever hugged you, because for that one moment, they held my entire world.


Without education, you are not going anywhere in this world.


Sometimes I wonder if I have a sign on my back that says, break my heart.


The love you can't have lasts the longest, feels the strongest, and hurts the most.


I love you like a fat kid loves cake.


Love is like a bar of soap; once you think you got it, it slips away.


If you love someone, tell them. Broken hearts are often caused by unspoken words.


what if the one you're ment to be with, is right under your nose?

Whenever I'm happy, I sit and wait for the piano to fall on my head.

Tulio: you drank the sea water, didn't you?

Miguel: your horse bit me in the butt!

Tulio: who ordered the...uh.. pickles?

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. -Ingrid Bergman

the goal of a bitch: to dominate, control and distroy a mans finances, mental health, self esteem and any hope of happiness!

Hugs and kisses are ways to express what cannot be said.

The stars awaken a certain reverence,
Because though always thought present,
They are inaccessible; However,
all natural objects make a kindred impression,
When the mind is open to their influence.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tell me what you feel. thoes words unspoken are killing me.

Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. But, a kiss can be even more deadly.

Yeah, I like being a Jerk. No hard work and no heavy lifting.

If you filled all the world's maracas with Skittles, no one would ever notice.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

You are only young once… but you can stay immature indefinetely.

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.

I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see but unfortunetely you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel.

When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my Grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car.

You fall in love once, you fall in love twice… the last time you learn that boys aren’t nice.

You know your in love when the hardest thing to say is Goodbye.

If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.

Your envy creates my energy… ever wonder why I'm so hyper?

A guy and a girl can be just friends
but at one point or another
one of them will fall for the other,
maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time,
maybe too late or maybe, just maybe ...forever.

There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.

You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.

If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.

Was it the end before it even started? I always wanted to be somebody. If I made it, it's half because I was game enough to take a lot of punishment along the way and half because there were a lot of people who cared enough to help me.

Dreams that do come true can be as unsettling as those that don't.

Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.

All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things.

Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self.

Beneath the rule of men entirely great, the pen is mightier than the sword.

The skill of writing is to create a context in which other people can think.

The way you define yourself as a writer is that you write every time you have a free minute. If you didn't behave that way you would never do anything.

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.

Some days it's not even worth chewing threw the straight jacket.

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man.

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's 'St. Matthew's Passion' on a ukelele.

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

A room without books is like a body without a soul.

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager."
I take the view, and always have, that if you cannot say what you are going to say in twenty minutes you ought to go away and write a book about it.
Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.  

Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both.  
What a splendid head, yet no brain. - Aesop
Always forgive your enimes... they hate it!

Should I smile, becuase your my friend? Or cry, because that's all we'll ever be?

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again....skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.  - Dorothy Parker 

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world.

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night.

If you really love something, set it free.  If it comes back it's yours. If it doesn't it was never ment to be.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream.

Some day you'll cry for me like I cried for you,
Some day you'll miss me like I missed you,
Some day you'll need me like I needed you,
Some day you'll love me, but I won't love you!

A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!

Everyones entitled to be stupid but some people are abusing the priviledge.

Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile,
and finds in your presence that life is worth while,
so when you are lonely, remember it's true:
somebody, somewhere is thinking of you

When you are seventeen you aren't really serious.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

I invented the internet. --Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President

It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago --Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system! --Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix. --Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

Can you get a ticket for running a stop sign that is not there? --Driver school applicant

I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them. --George Bush, former U.S. President

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. --George Gobel

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts, and batteries for the remote control.. --Diana Jordan. 

Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until it's too late. 

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