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These are some hilarious moments that my friends and I have had. When they first happend, they weren't all that funny. But now.... We're posting them on the Internet!

  • When I threw the ball at Areka when we were standing less than 2 feet away from each other, and hit her in the head
  • When I was standing 2 feet away from Areka and threw the ball at her and hit her in the head, AGAIN!
  • Amanda after the homecoming game at her house
  • When Amanda was going up the bleechers for the asmbaly and triped on her suspenders
  • When Ronnelle tripped over a mat during gym and landed on the black box things
  • Olivia's previous obsession of Jesse McCartney
  • When Olivia didn't know what illaberate ment
  • When I pulled Olivia's arm because she told me to, and she almost fell out of her desk
  • When Olivia went up to Mitch at the water fountain and told him he looked super sexy...
  • ...and told him he was a naughty boy
  • When I slipped on the pickle in the lunch room
  • When I was stalking "scruffy"
  • When I was flirting with the Sicurity Guard at the Sharaton Hotel & Towers
  • When Olivia stalked Jesse McCartney
  • When Olivia was hit by a ball during gym, flew backwards and almost hit the door
  • When the big yellow ball hit me in the butt during gym... 3 times
  • When Olivia went out with Kermit
  • During Gym... and walking the track with Amanda, Jessica, Curly, Scott and Me. DO NOT EVER BRING THAT UP AGAIN!! it was NOT worth it! 
  • When I was 7, sitting on a pile of wood, and Lincoln was there
  • When Olivia tore apart her locker looking for a picture, that ended up being in her pocket
  • When Amanda still had the price tag still on her pants and asked Mr. Blazier for scissors and she was called "Tag Girl" for the whole day.
  • When Amanda ripped her pants in History and didn't notice until 8th hour
  • When Brittany and I convinced Curly that we wrote a note in invisable ink that shows up after 24 hours later... and he believed us!
  • When amanda would make a good drunk
  • When I said I hurt my ancle when really I ment I hurt my wrist
  • Hailey was walking and talking with a guy friend and he pushed her and she hit the door frame
  • when Areka pushed me very lightly and I went flying across the hall
  • Amanda's homemovie of her acting like a idot
  • When I was sick and probably had too much meds
  • Mine and Olivi's plan for her to run as President, and me run for Vice-President But during the paintball  war reanactment, we assassinate each other
  • Its a touching moment
  • Olivia's phone battery keeped dying
  • Ok, what would happen if he . . .
  • Calling Olivia and it not ringing
  • Olivia's obssesion with the Gotti's
  • My very very very stupid obsession with 'Scruffy'
  • "That's cool"
  • Seraton Chicago Hotel & Towers security gurards
  • When Timm didn't know he was living in a city.... or the city had a post office
  • Playing football with Areka and Brittany towards the end of our Freshman year
  • I hurt my anckle!
  • when Amanda broke the CD drive thing during Information Prossessing
  • The last day of middle school
  • Thorp days with Bri
  • ow! I can't feel my toe!
  • Last day of Freshmen year
  • When Olivia triped when she was trying to put her arm around Betty's shoulder
  • Late night phone calls with Timm
  • State Leadership Conference in Green Bay
  • When my liver was ringing during the Stations of the Cross
  • When my liver was ringing during the abortion movie in confermation
  • Studyhall first semester freshman year with Areka and Brittany
  • Second semester studyhall freshman year with Olivia, Amanda, Hailey. . . and the Milkman
  • Horscope Time!
  • Dropping the phone when talking to Olivia
  • When Livvy, Amanda and I did the annoucements and Olivia was scared to go into Pientok's room
  • When Amanda and I went to look for Jesse, and got cake
  • Homecoming week freshman year
  • Amanda after the Homecoming game
  • cheetos and Jolly Ranchers
  • Olivia and me trying to three way call Mitch
  • "Tricia" trying to call Mitch
  • Brandon
  • Bri acctually using a locker
  • When Olivia was going to have Mitch change his religon.... so her kids could have christmas presents
  • Brandon 'liking' Mitch
  • When Olivia and I tought we would die from loss of bladder control and lack of oxegen caused by excessive laughter
  • Me pretending to be Ben
  • the stuck-up pressy pretty boy girlfriends
  • Instant message conversations
  • Working on mine and Adrianne's Star Event a few weeks before Nationals..... and I still have his permint marker! hehe
  • Me going thru the hole in the girls bathroom
  • When Olivia hit herself in the head with string cheese when she was trying to get the wrapper off
  • Areka and I looking finding out there wasnt any skelitions in the closet

National FCCLA Conferance, San Diego

  • When I fell over trying to get Mrs. T's suitcas off the carousel at the airport
  • Grabbing Age's and Meggans arm when we were landing
  • seeking the Rokies and Chocolate mountians and the grand canyon on the airplane and trying to take pictures of them
  • trying to take pictures out the airplane window... and smushing Age
  • learning educational things on the airplane... and not even being in school
  • Adrianne and me crying on the plane from reading a story
  • When we asked where the elevators were from a guy painting the cieling... and he hit his head
  • Jennifer (from Eleva) hit here head geting out of the car....
  • .... then spilling a shake on her
  • seeing another security guard
  • Missing Chicago
  • Me being jealous of a guy who brought poker chips on the plane...
  • ... and me forgetting to even pack poker chips not even cards!
  • seeing a duck in the hotel pool
  • eating at a resterant were part of "Top Gun" was filmed, VERY bad food!
  • loosing scott on the first day
  • getting asked to ride his bike
  • the "Wristband Wripping Off Cerimoney"
  • carrying two cell phones
  • seeing all the "Navy Ships"
  • the "romantic setting"
  • getting pictures taken with Japenese Marines
  • going to Balboa Park
  • getting pictures with the elephent
  • Monkey laughs
  • Jay walking
  • Hot guys can cook!
  • bathrooms conversations
  • Me doing the tango with Jennifer
  • slap on the face
  • escalaters
  • Must have chocolate
  • getting wripped off when buying a sweater
  • getting lost on the way back from shopping
  • laughing in the elevator for no reason
  • Mission impossible wake up call (hehe)
  • not tursting your roomates... then becoming good friends with them
  • educational tour of cornado, the beach, balboa park, old town san diego.... and the red light district
  • "straw" feeding
  • being on either the hotel room phone or the cell phone all afternoon
  • scott, the guy at the front desk
  • Amy taking a picture of a guys butt
  • smelling burps
  • Jennifer eating my Japanese food.. while walking down the street... infront of homeless people
  • chicken feathered stuffed pillows
  • having the best chocolate in the world
  • so called "virgin" strawberry daquries
  • kids meals in a shamu pail
  • "shamu"
  • buying the wrong film
  • having a water bottle cost more then a gallon of gas
  • mistaking body parks in the dark
  • how to distinguish a male and a female shark apart
  • Charlie
  • experiancing Wisconsin weather in California
  • Batman tan
  • Scary stories
  • when Age didn't know what she was talking about and ended up studdering
  • when a guy squeezed Adrianne's butt
  • My cute "little" feet
  • "Don't drink the water"
  • the bathroom
  • the japanese cheif saying "yummy yummy"
  • walking 22 flights of stairs to get to our hotel room
  • the "get over it" thing
  • Me falling asleep during a meeting.... and snoring
  • Charlie's 'sexy voice'
  • Black Boots!
  • Scott flirting with Jessica and Marki
  • "Can you tie those black boots?!"
  • Adrianne getting hyper
  • muey sexy
  • seeing fireworks from the convention center
  • Mr. Platty
  • 40th floor
  • talking toilet
  • Adrianne sleeping in the bathtub
  • Adrianne and I getting food poisioning
  • Mr. Underman! (aka Bryce)
  • "EZ" in the Elevators
  • sleeping in swimsuit bottoms
  • everyone tripping over Adrianne's suitcase several times
  • Adrianne thinking of Charlie
  • Forign accents
  • Seaport village
  • Fireworks
  • Walking a very far distance
  • pillow fight
  • Elevator buttons
  • Getting locked out of the room
  • Getting off at the wrong floor and not being able to get into "my" hotel room
  • the sucking floor matt on the toilet seat
  • Laughing REALLY hard
  • Adrianne nearly drownding in her soda
  • Farmer tans
  • Mrs. T falling asleep during  a meeting
  • Mrs. Foss Breaking her wrist
  • smelly bathroom
  • roomates talking in their sleep
  • Going to the zoo
  • "Whats the best thing that happened to yoooouuu today!?"
  • smiley finger
  • long line going to the zoo
  • riding on the bus with the National officers
  • towel fights
  • calling the guys in the next room
  • Adrianne getting in trouble for 'being too laud"
  • Adrianne joking around taht she was going to be sent home
  • missing our roomates
  • the award ceremony
  • saying good bye to our roomates
  • getting a silver for our project...
  • ...and being off of a gold by 1.4 points!!!
  • shopping
  • the confusing san diego mall
  • getting money stolen
  • the itaian resterant
  • corandao beach
  • finding clamy
  • bringing clamy to the italian restarant
  • finding 8 sand dollars... plus 2 i stepped on
  • getting an all over sun burn
  • the ferry
  • the hot sailor dude
  • the hot guy in the elevator, who lives in Chicago, and was on the 14th floor
  • trying to pack everything in to a really small suitcase
  • Marki's beach in a bottle.... with live clams
  • airport security
  • sleeping until 10 california time
  • heated swimming pool
  • cold nights
  •  having the ppl next to us say that its not as cool as it usually is on the bay... being from wisconsin... and freezing!
  • riding in a taxi
  • getting a ride from a russian guy on his bike
  • cell phones changing time zones by themsleves
  • sleeping on the airplane
  • keeping the pillows
  • listening to music on the plane
  • good airplane food
  • getting home at 2 in the morning
  • Fiddlechunk

 

  • Damn nuns in India, it's always there fault
  • Sleeping until noon
  • when Bri and I couldn't add aditional two years to find out when she was 18
  • Bri and I reading each others minds
  • Headlines
  • When I got a BIG box of over 200 root beer barals and would bring some to school and they'ed be gon before first hour
  • Hailey and Brittany getting on the Tilt-a-whirl without a ticket
  • the TaW with Brittany and Hailey
  • Hailey almost falling out of the TaW car twice
  • Hailey checkin' out the police officer
  • Timm and Areka getting on the Rollo Plane for free
  • Cell phone calls from less than 10 feet away
  • Dancing in the half driveway
  • Seeing curlys white butt... yucky, yucky... bad mental image
  • when olivia couldnt see because she was staring at a light bulb for too long.
  • Brianna smelling her armpit... during spanish
  • Overnight retreat
  • Areka Johnson and Ereka Julson staying up all night
  • Me only sleeping for 45minutes
  • Mr. Leslie beating Areka at chess
  • Areka beating natlie at Chess 
  • Me bugging Mr. Leslie and Areka while they try to play chess
  • the female horsie is mad at the male horsie b/c he ate all her oats!
  • playing with the discarded chess pieces
  • Chris playing a John Mayer song
  • 91 colored tiles and 725 yellow tiles on the wall
  • 10,584 squares on the gray rug
  • cleaning the girls bathroom
  • Amanda sucking juice
  • Brianna Duxbarry smelling her armpit during spanish
  • Brianna getting cought smelling her armpit during Geomety and saying Mr. Walick was the second teacher that day to catch her doing that
  • Adrianne's evil laugh
  • Areka's Voice in my head
  • April, Areka, and Brandon touching my knee (I hate when ppl do that!)
  • the 'dirty' excersise machine
  • When Julianne tied Amanda's shoe to the table
  • Amanda hitting Mr. Fremright on the arm
  • the Butt Collage
  • Babysitting 11 kids with Areka, Timm, and Jordana
  • Busting down the door
  • Breaking the doornob... (if you know what I mean)
  • Mr. Remus' penguin pen
  • When Timm told me he was moving, and it hit me 12 hours later
  • Jacob calling us pigs because we had a 'party' in drivers ed
  • having a party in drivers ed
  • bringing food and drinks to drivers ed
  • passing notes in Drivers ed
  • Jenny burping in Drivers Ed and the teacher saying it was impressive
  • Ethan thinking Olivia's mom was hot
  • the lady dressed as a nun for Halloween and showed up at Drivers ed
  • watching the Black Stalian during spanish and finding out Horsies can swim
  • me trying to learn Japanese
  • using the instant messaging system in the LMC when you're sitting right next to the person
  • Getting bored and doing math
  • Olivia blowdrying her hair 3 times--even though it was dry--just to get that big 80's hairstyle
  • Jeremy changing the clock ahead 10 minutes in drivers ed... the teacher noticed
  • When I thought Stuffed crusts were stuffed with pepperonis and not cheese

Cluster Meeting, Louisville Kentucky 2005

  • Singing songs about a wart on the toe
  • Seeing a guy singing and playing the guitar on a street corner
  • Trying to get the guy to sing our song about a wart on the toe... he wasnt there any more
  • Listening to Timm's MP3 Player on the bus
  • Sleeping in uncomfertable positions on the bus
  • Seeing the horses at the Kentucky Derby
  • Eating Breakfeast at the Kentucky Derby
  • Meeting the horse Election Year
  • Missing the oppertunity to see celeberties
  • Getting an 18inch baseball bat at the Louisville Slugger Museum
  • Playing baseball with the bat... and mini Resese Peanut Butter Cups
  • Getting 'lost' in the hotel and missing a youth session
  • Spening hours in a 2-story Borders bookstore
  • the under 21 part of 4th steet live
  • the Hard Rock Cafe
  • Mount Hard Rock
  • Throwning ice cubes at Adam
  • Adam and I making funny faces at each other when Amanda wasn't looking
  • all the Hmmm's at the convention
  • Running all over the mall looking for the store "Cat Bird Seat" that ended up being the wrong store in the first place
  • Eating donuts on the bus, inbetween falling asleep
  • Seeing the Horses at the Kentucky Derby
  • Riding the Elevators... they went REALLY fast!
  • Paula accedentally calling 911 when she was trying to call for pizza

 

  • Coffee Creamer shots
  • Olivia asking Paul out
  • running around the school with not shoes on
  • Amanda, Shoshie, and Livvy making a video and amanda had to wear a fat suit and livvy had to be a ditzy cheerleader
  • doing the can can during health
  • passing notes in Geometry
  • Mine and Hailey's handshake
  • Illegally downloading Christian music
  • Olivia forgetting to take off her bowling shoes, realizing it after she got on the bus, not being able to go back and get her shoes, taking off the bowling shoes, ad not wearing no shoes for the rest of the day

Dead Theologians Society Random Stuff

  • Cleaning out the Undercroft Chapel (aka: DTS room)
  • Greg and Jeff finding the live bat in the storage room
  • Greg, Masen, and Jeff scaring me with the bat
  • Me freaking out over the bat
  • Moving 40 some boxes filled with the same book from one end of the church basement, to the other
  • climbing to the top of the steepel
  • me freaking out while going to the top of the steepel but still getting to the top
  • the pizazz pizza oven
  • playing hide and go seek in the church basement
  • hitting my head on a screw under the table
  • Massion continuly scaring me by hiding around corners and making bat noises
  • My awesome 'rock video'
  • the numorous movies we took while 'working' on the room
  • Trying to get the pew into the Undercroft Chapel
  • taking pictures in the church
  • Going to Chippeaw Falls to see how their dts meetings are like
  • stopping at pizza hut
  • finding out 'stuffed crust pizza' means there's cheese in the crust and not pepperonis
  • trying to find out Jeff's real age
  • taking his licence and finding out his age
  • Stopping at DQ and getting Ice cream
  • "imagine a boy in you school skippin' down the hall slapping girls with bloody sheeps skin'
  • the dripping wax that scared me... twice
  • part of the glass breaking on the candle holder and scaring me
  • thinking the DTS room is haunted
  • playing war with Mason
  • Getting a new DTS 'chapereon', Gloria
  • trying not to scare Gloria away
  • talking too much
  • Doing the can can with Jeff...
  • ... or should i say, getting Jeff to do the can can?
  • the pizzaz pizza maker
  • Father O'Hara coming to DTS

 

  • The Pilsbury Theory of Laughter
  • Greg singing the Barney theme song
  • nub love
  • nubbies!!
  • my nub
  • the Numa Numa song
  • Areka having the Numa Numa song stuck in her head during an audio coversation
  • Playing a song and stopping it abruptly only to discover Areka singing along to it.
  • Tryin to teach Olivia how to make coffee... even tho she works at a coffee shop
  • Father Robertson running down the isle during church screaming, "I'm unclean! I'm unclean!" Then calmly going back to his sermen like nothing happened.
  • Me breaking the computer at the writing grant workshop
  • Throwing apples at the wall out of frustration
  • Making funny faces at brittany during Choir
  • Amanda and the revolving door video
  • Venessa and I eating "Yellow Snow" during Culinary Arts
  • Vanessa getting her hand stuck to the door handle when no one would let us back in
  • FINALLY getting to hit Timm in the head with a frying pan
  • Bowling with Areka, Brandon and Jeff when I kept getting gutter balls
  • Wearing two dollyies and a pom pon on my head, with a hair net on my face
  • Olivia really getting into a spute with two guys whoes names really were Brandon and Nick
  • Olivia and I having an Energy Drink hangover
  • .... after Scotts speech about the dangers of Energy Drinks
  • Making trips down to the lobby to take cups, sugar, hot cocoa, coffee, cream, etc from the food area then heading to the vending machine to buy more junk food... felt like we were sneaking around grandmas house
  • pulling all of our change to buy stuff in the vending machine
  • Hailey and I pulling all of our change together to buy a hot dog and starbursts
  • Randomly talking to people in the mall
  • Starting a Convo with David at Waldens
  • talking with him at waldens, the calender place, and the book outlet
  • Randomly guessing names and getting them right

They're funny, until they happen to you.