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I love oxymorons! lol on oxymoron is a"rhetorical figure in which an epigrammatic effect is created by the conjunction of incongruous or contradictory terms." Still don't know what an oxymoron is? then read these and try to figure it out.

  • click the start button to shut down
  • close distance
  • Collective liberty
  • common sense
  • completed website (this one never is)
  • Constant change
  • crisis management
  • current history
  • dark day
  • dark light
  • dark star
  • dead right
  • deaf listener
  • dead night
  • dimwit
  • distant relative
  • dollar value
  • Doing Nothing (I do a lot of that)
  • Dodge Ram
  • double solitaire
  • dry creek
  • Dry Ice
  • Dry Lake
  • dry martini
  • dry pond
  • dry snow
  • Dry Wine
  • dull roar
  • educated guess
  • equally diverse
  • essential luxury
  • Eyes Wide Shut
  • flexible freeze
  • Forgotten memories
  • Floating to the bottom
  • Simple Love with a complex touch (maroon5 song)
  • Government Intelligence
  • Grape Nuts
  • green blackberries
  • half dead
  • hard cushion
  • here and there
  • holy hell
  • home school
  • Icy Hot
  • homework
  • honest liar
  • hot chili
  • Income Tax
  • Insane logic
  • intelligent news
  • intimate strangers
  • invisible ink
  • Job security
  • journalistic integrity  
  • ladies man
  • less is more
  • limited lifetime guarantee
  • long shorts
  • large ant
  • little big horn
  • live television
  • locks on 7-11 stores which are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year
  • medium well
  • one hundred percent chance
  • one hundred percent plus
  • one hundred and ten percent
  • one person crew
  • One size fits all
  • once again
  • only choice
  • open lock
  • open minded
  • open secret
  • Open-book test
  • Original Copy
  • original reproduction
  • outer core
  • oven fried
  • oxymoron
  • oyster crackers
  • Pacific Ocean
  • paid volunteer
  • Park Drive
  • Painless Dentistry
  • paper tablecloth
  • paper towel
  • Paperless Office
  • peer pressure
  • perfect idiot
  • planned spontaneity
  • plastic flowers
  • Plastic glasses
  • Plastic Lemons
  • Plastic silverware
  • Plastic straw
  • plastic wood
  • Practice Test
  • practical joke
  • pretty bad
  • public secret
  • public service
  • pure 100% orange juice from concentrate
    pure .999
  • pure evil
  • pure dirt
  • qualified success
  • quick fix
  • Quickly Slowing Down
  • Quiet loudspeaker
  • quiet noise
  • quiet storm
  • radical center
  • Random Logic
    gic

  • California Culture
  • clean dirt
  • clear as mud
  • climb down
  • calm storm
  • casual dress
  • catfish
  • Central Intelligence Agency (Inside Joke haha)
  • A Fine Mess
  • agree to disagree
  • absolutely unsure
  • Accidentally on Purpose
  • Almost done
  • accurate stereotype (I like that one!)
  • accurate rumors
  • Adult male (haha)
  • advanced beginner
  • aging yuppie
  • All natural artificial flavoring
  • alltogether separate
  • almost pregnant
  • almost safe
  • almost suddenly
  • amateur expert
  • anticipating the unanticipated
  • expect the unexpected
  • artificial intelligence
  • Artficial Glass
  • awfully good
  • baby grand piano
  • bad luck
  • bankrupt millionaire (wouldn't that be Trump)
  • Barenaked Ladies
  • balanced insanity
  • big baby
  • better than new
  • bigger half
  • boyish grandpa
  • Black Gold
  • black light
  • bland spice
  • blameless culprit
  • boneless ribs
  • boring entertainment
  • born dead
  • brave wimp
  • bright night
  • build down
  • bug-free software
  • buried alive
  • cheap gas
  • Cherokee Pioneer (type of car)
  • chilling fever
  • Chocolate 'Nilla Wafers
  • Chicken fajitas
  • civil disobedience
  • classic new homes
  • Clean toilet (there is when I'm around!)
  • clever fool
  • homework
  • least favorite
  • large ant
  • liquid crystal
  • little big
  • Living Dead
  • Loners Club
  • long shorts
  • long sleeve t-shirt
  • loose knot
  • loose tights
  • loud whisper
  • Loud silence
  • love-hate relationship
  • lovers' quarrel
  • mail delivery
  • major minority
  • male compassion
  • Male Lady Bug
  • Married life
  • martial law
  • mature student
  • meatless meat
  • mean smile
  • Microsoft Works
  • mildly psychotic
  • mini jumbo
  • minor crisis
  • mobile home
  • Modern Art
  • modern history
  • modern maturity
  • Modern Tradition
  • more perfect
  • more unique
  • Muscular Fat
  • natural makeup
  • never again
  • New improved
  • New Mexico
  • new routine
  • new tradition
  • new used cars
  • Night Light
  • night vision
  • no comment
  • non-stick glue
  • non-stick gum
  • non-stick velcro
  • non-stop flight
  • non-toxic bug spray
  • Nothing Much
  • Numb feeling
  • numbing sensation
  • objective opinion
  • obscene art
  • old news
  • one choice

  • acute dullness
  • original copies
  • paid volunteer
  • found missing
  • plastic glasses
  • act naturally
  • Advanced Basic
  • pretty ugly
  • almost exactly
  •  randomly organized
  • rap music
  • freezer burn
  • alone together
  • rock opera
  •  bittersweet
  •  funky white guy
  •  rush hour
  • boring court jester
  •  calm wind
  • same difference
  •  half naked
  • scheduled spontaneity
  • seriously funny
  • genuine imitation
  • silent scream
  • hells angels
  • clean coal
  • soft rock
  • straight angle
  • small crowd
  • sweet sorrow
  • terribly enjoyable
  • clearly ambiguous
  • tragic comedy
  • terribly pleased
  • twelve-ounce pound cake
  • clearly confused
  • sweet tart
  • virtual reality
  • ill health
  • jumbo shrimp
  • least favorite
  • clearly misunderstood
  • dangerously safe
  • liquid gas
  • little giants
  • working vacation
  • deafening silence
  • definite maybe
  • living dead
  • long sleeved t-shirt
  • even odds
  • exact estimate
  • modern history
  • new classic
  • non-alcoholic beer
  • only choice
  • fan fatale
  • open secret
  • oxymoron
  • former native
    Free Rent
  • New! and Improved!
  • free with purchase
  • Fresh from Concentrate
  • full vacuum
  • future history
  • genuine-imitation leather
  • good grief
  • green oranges
  • graduate student
  • half dead
  • Half dressed
  • half empty
  • half full
  • half naked
  • half true
  • Halfway done
  • happy Monday 
  • hard pillow
  • healthy chocolate
  • here and there 
  • home office
  • home school  
  • hot chili
  • Income Tax
  • invisible ink
  • Internal Revenue
  • interested students
  • journalistic integrity
  • junk food
  • ladies man
  • random order
  • randomly organized
  • Random pattern
  • rap artist
  • Reagan memoirs
  • real fantasy
  • real magic
  • real phony
  • Rebel Without a Cause
  • recent history
  • reckless caution
  • Recorded live
  • re-create
  • remotely obvious
  • rich country, poor people
  • round corner
  • Round edges
  • routine emergency
  • routine surgery
  • Rubber Bones
  • Rubber Cement

get what an Oxymoron is?