Reasons to Become A Nun

It's Gods' calling
Ronald McDonald was cheating on me with one of my best friends.
Predro who worked at the Farris Wheel at Valley Fair.... "my psychiatrist told me not to talk to people like you".... "why you can't talk to me?"
Matt Ketchum... plz don't ask... and no its not Ketchup
Lincoln... code name: '16th presadant' not the actuale guy
The guy in the McDonald's Play Place
Paul Hamm
Kelsey & James's breakup
'T-Bone'
Men Whine... some of them
the guy at the Express... he reminded me of someone...
a guy who has yet to recieve a code name.. cuz i never told any one!... yet
you fall madly in love, then he tells you he is gay
Men can't cook
Men are absist with sports
men end up cheating on you
Dan, the Security Guy
the other Security Guy
Mental images... WAY too many of them!
men are most likly to do a crime... have you ever seen a nun camiting a crime?
some men can be really creepy
men can act alot like there age... sadly its the age of a 5 year old
one word... transfestites
shoes ... I don't get that
men smell... some do smell good so I have to give kudos to the men out there that smell good!
men can't think for them self
men have hairy belly buttons... some are like a black whole of hair like it never ends!
the good guys are usually taken
How Curly treated Jessica
How Curly asked every girl out in our grade
Men are afraid of Comitment
most men should go back the the planet they came from
men are to simple to understand girls
some men are bad kissers
men have bad breath
bad break ups
men can be rude
once the two of ya break up, before you know it, he's got another girlfriend!
Men are more likly to cheat on you
If you become a nun, you don't have to be hearing about sex 24/7
the guy that you REALLY like moves away before you can tell him that you REALLY like him
you tell a guy that you like him and he says that he has a girlfriend
they expect you to cook and clean and do all the housework while they do nothing
they say girls spend too much money
Men lie
some men are really stupid
when they get sick, they expect the girlfriend to act like a maid and take care of them but when the girlfriend gets sick there well enough to clean the house
some men want.....uhhhh..... how can I put it...... they.... well... I hope you know what I'm talking about cuz idk how else to say it!
that fealing that you can't discribe that you feel whenever your around a guy you like and its an ok feeling but at the same time you can't stand it
they remind you of your six year old cousin
Men don't have much of a life
(my favorite) Men Suck
Men are jerks
they think they no everything but they really don't
Sticky Buns lol
TV seems to be more important
there are REALLY mean guys out there taht can be abusive
they say they are gonna call but when they do call, its about 3 hours later
they can be very brain dead on sertain subjects
a very simple thing like a pen confuses them
Potato Rice... Don't ask
expereances... like once i saw this guy blew his nose in a kleenex and then he looked at it for like 3 minutes!!! thats discusting!!!
gym..... big yellow ball.....
this is a little far fetched, but homecoming night... if there are guys out there that like that then i think its a good enough of a reason
Jase treating Olivia like crap
some smell bad then they hug you and make you smell bad
when guys say "I don't know, I have to think about that" *cough* 'Guss' *cough*
Government funding
free donuts (inside joke)
invasive plan number 4
Defence meconisum number 3
guy who asked all girls to prom
the "guy who asked all girls to prom's" friend
they loose there damn cell phone and go on vacation when you really really need to talk to them!
men can mess with your mind
Strawberry-kiwi water in Hawiian Punch
Clock worshipers?!!
english muffins
other experances...
telephones
the questions that Amanda has been asking Mr. Giese
complex questions
Pac Man
Men are like twix bars
men who have a 'prince elbert'
they try to stuff you in a gym bag
when your best friend likes the guy you have a huge crush on and he likes your best friend back
guys are blind to emotions
friends don't care enough, ever
men don't understand you have have to literaly give them a word bank just so they can fill in the blanks!
he never calls back when he says he will
Buttered Popcorn
when you tell him something really important and is on your mind, he says 'cool'
how Mitch drooped Olivia like a hot potato
you've been really good friends w/ a guy then date but late break-up then when you realize you still like him, he's got a girlfriend
chocolate doesn't do anything when you're depressed!!!
Water doesn't help either
they just don't seem to use a camera! you ask for a pic but they say they never have one! hasn't men ever heard of a camera?
Men are shallow! It's soo unbeleaveable! for one thing they think that girls worship him or something!! you just have the sudden erge to smake them.
They don't know understand the line between leading a girl on and actually liking them... just not in "that sorta way."
when you're all depressed because of a guy so you go to add a few more reasons to become a nun, and the really creepy part is, a poem comes up and it discribes everything you're going thru at that moment
you have no clue why the word love is hilighted... and you have no clue how to un-light it...
the guy you seems like the "right one" for you, doesn't see you as the "right one" for him
You don't want to ask a guy if he likes you because he has a girlfriend, your friend is pushing you to tell him, then once you do, you tell your friend what he said, then she asks why you asked him when he had a girlfriend!
your reasons to become a nun come back to hunt you...
you really should tell him the reason behind something but you cant because of other obsticales in the way and you have to be ready to tell him
there is soooo many obsticales in the way of everything
you're runnign out of topics to change the subject
you can't control what you are feeling
It's sooo difficalt what you're going thru
you are sick of playing these games b/c there are obsticales in the way
you cant get over a guy... no matter what
you dont know where you stand
mixed amotions
you get confused
you're afraid of losing one of your best friends just because you're just not ready to tell him something
it doesn't feel right to keep information but you know it's the right thing to do for the time being
COMMUNICATION! what kind of relationship do you really have if you don't talk to each other? if you have boring conversation, not good! if there is a problem between the two of you, talk! you hear that guys?
You REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY miss the guy you like a LOT. yes, really.
you try to guess who he likes because he won't come flat out and tell you. So you are guessing fro about 2 hours and he gives you a hint but then once you go on the net and unscramble the letters you realize the words were spelt backwards.
you feel really bad because of something really stupid you did
Summer isn't here fast enough
Maroon 5
Music downloads
Different time zones seems very very far away
short memory spands
The what to look for in a guy list
men can be a little too jealous, a bit jealous is fine, but not too much
boxers or briefs?... that is the question
when his telephone is disconnected
Scruffy..... funny I didn't put him on here sooner... wait, did I?
cell phones
pictures
Men are confusing!
talking to him for hours just doesn't seem long enough.
he doesn't know he's gonning to change his religon so your kids can have christmas presents (from Livvy)
sometimes you just have to run away from a situation
holy ball-less birdies! (inside joke)
Inside Jokes!
The Horse
The big red van
they jack off when you're on the phone with them and they expect you to do something too
if the guy you like really does end up becoming a Priest, why not become a nun?
You think he is your Knight in shining Armor, but he's not the one behind the metal Armor
Turtle
The guys out there that rip your heart out and do the mexican hat dance on it
You really really really really miss the guy you like. (yes, I know, I already have this reason on here, but its really important!)
a person you consider your friend says the guy you like hates you, becuse she's jealous (as you can see, we have a lot of drama in our school)
a person who considers you a friend, sends letters to the guy you like when she knows you like him and he likes you, and she tries to take him away from you.
You like one of your guy friends but you don't wanna do anything about it because it might ruin the friendship.
Some guys are afraid of butterflies.
you don't have to feel the pain of a bad breakup
They get you confused!
He has a annoying younger sister that you have to babysit and is a pain in the butt, but the real reason you're watching her, is because you get to see her older brother
There's 3 paths.... and your two of them
Stress
Stress that your best friend is going thru and you feel it to because you know it has something to do with you
Brokenhearts
Kiss, Tell, and Argue
emails
anger
small about of Jealousy
Insanity
Chicago
pop-ups
Music
When one of your best friends moves away
your exboyfriend see's you in your bra when he's coming up the driveway on his motorcycle and almost crashed.... to bad he didn't
online releationships gone bad
he's dating a girl, but has a nother girlfriend that does "stuff" to him in the park..... ew
San Diego
Charlie
When a guy knows a girl likes him, but says she doesn't show it
When a guy likes you, but doesn't show it, when you know he likes you
they're afraid of getting close to someone
Nuns in india
Priests in india
Msn Messenger
msn messenger screen names
Yellow Boxers
5 freaking reasons!!!!!
"the hardest thing to do is to be next to someone, and know you can't have them"
some men don't even know where thorp is.... and have to use mapquest.
"hey, free dummy"
Men change everything
Storms
Phone Call... then no phone calls (this one's for Bri)
you can't help but worry about a guy
Jewish school
a guy moving away..... for the second time!!
22 year old Justins
Talo
When you like someone, but his younger sister doesn't like you and sets up one of her friends with him.
Phone Bills
Crabby Men
Getting pregant way too young!! (this one does NOT, I repeat does NOT pretain to me)
Purity
Braces
Hookers
Shallow Guys
Vagueness
Awkwardness
Men smell really good!.. too good!!
tons of people leaving voice messeges and being upset that you didn't answer your phone!
when people call you, but don't talk to you. they're talking to everone around them
they call you, have to let you go for whatever reason they have, but you're supposed to call them back
the stuation: he don't want to ask me out b/c hes the hired man. Advise... I hope he gets there before the pizza guy.
mitch sucks
mitch sucks even more
since Olivia has a lil bodyguard, mitch sucks!
Why do men get to pick the engagement rings?
Even tho you're mostly over a guy, it still hurts that he's dating your best friend.
men are conceited
you've been 'hinting' about something when in reality you could careless about that something
when you have a major crush on a complete ass but can't stop liking him
when a lot of your friends like the same guy you did, for just as long, but didn't know until about a year later.
when a guy expects you to be pissed about something, but your not
"pepsi"
When the open and honest relationship doesn't exist anymore
Derrek treating Stephanie like crap
the heartache
confusion created because of a guy
he's married and has 4 kids
he's single but too old
when you have to fight back the desire to strangle the living crap out of a guy
the feeling of betrail
pathological liars
when you see a guy as sweet and innocent, then get to know them and realize you were wrong
all the jackasses out there
jealousy
Felonies
one phone call can change your whole perspective of how you thought you felt- or should of felt
men that can't stop talking to about themselves!
when a guy, is sweet to a girl, gives her his sweater, and lays on top of her, its not considered 'leading on'
the confusion created when your being pulled back and forth from liking a guy to not liking him.
when you messed up and want to forget what happened but you really can't because there's other people involved.
when a guy likes you, then likes your best friend, then likes you again!
when a guys intentions are unclear
When he's perfect for all the wrong reasons
it just didn't work out
Chris
'Farm Boy"
Shane's Jeff (lol)
Jeff
Medical Doctors
A guy breaks up with you after he says you were flirting with his cousin (which you weren't) when in reality, he was flirting with all these girls
sometimes you just have to find a really bad guy, to meet a sweetheart
Men create too much DRAMA!
you have to wait TWO weeks to see your guy
Love can't wait... but sometimes it has to
when he's twice your age
Men's terible mood swings
when you meet the most concided guy in the intire world
One of them is lying to you
being part of a love... petagon
men lie to themselves
its not pornography, its more like.....drugography
pornography
typing over 70 reasons to your list, and then having to type them ALL over again b/c it didn't save!
nutlikers (from livvy)
they stick their nose into your business
they're always right
when they say thinks like, "you don't undersand what im saying" or "Do you get what im saying?" its soo annoying
he can't keep playing games like this anymore
when they call you and the two of you talk about nothing
when you have to resort to talking about the wether because no one is talking
great way to change the subject: talk about the weather
when they ask you a question, then you give them your answer, but they don't believe you
when a guy makes George Bush look smart
when they lie about playing the guitar
when you like a guy and he likes you... along with 3 of your bestfriends
when 3 of your best friends like the guy you like
when all your problems are because of one guy
when he apologizes then cant come up with why he's sorry
when your stuck in the middle of the situation and he says you should be in the situation
the night after the Homecoming game Sophomore year
talking in your sleep
when a guy lies about what you were talking about in your sleep
Michel Jackson
major ass kissers
he's soo confused, he doesn't even know what he wants
when he likes you on 'some level'
"i like you... but i also like your best friend"
when he's being a jackass towards you but likes you 'on some level'
you may have stabbed him in the back, but he stabbed you in the heart
you cant go back in time and make everything right again
when everything was perfectly fine, then changes
when your world suddenly spins off its axis
when a guy says they love you when they prolly doesn't know what 'love' means
when you need time to think about the situation you got yourself in
when a guy is soo stubbern to see something thats infront of his face
'the tongue'
when he had all the oppertunity to ask you out, but didn't. now you pulled yourself out of the mix, he wishs he had the opertunity back
he tries to make you feel better but he doesn't
he's gotta choose
they don't like the same music as you do
when he leads girls on just so he can figure out what he wants
Brothers
he wouldn't know good advise if it came up and knocked him on his ass
he doesn't apoplgize when it matters
they call you at all hours of the night
when they think they're sooo hard to figure out, when really they're not
Gay marrages
when he has hurt you and your friends over and over again
the blackhole theory
when you're so pissed you laugh soo hard you start to cry
when your ENTIRE nuns list is based on ONE guy
when you're so pissed at them you start the shake
when your fingers hurt cuz you're pissed off and typing too much b/c your pissed off
when they say they're gonna call back in 'a minute' and 2 days later they just decide to call back
when they use you for a good time...
... and for a neat story to tell their friends
Hearing stories about your brother and what he was doing with one of your friends
they call you and interrupt your conversations and searching to tell you stupid stuff you already knew a month ago
they make you waste your phone bill to call them and tell you stupid shit you already know
he's got charm
Officer Hotlz
they lie just to make themselves sound better
Hairstyles
they don't think about how their actions will affect others
when you give them advice, they don't take it, but end up wishing they did
nose pickers
wedgy pickers
the way they talk
when the guy who was supposed to break you out of the mental istitution to run off the canada hasn't come to rescue you yet
Some men don't know the Canadian Anthem
talking in your sleep
they lie about what you were talking about while you were sleeping
when they apologize but when asked what they did wrong, they cant think of anyhting
you made a huge mistake and could of had a good thing, but you don't, and you cant change time
you never realize how much you mean to one person
history repeats its self, some men don't learn there lesson from the past
He made out with your best friend
he was getting cozy with your other best friend
you need time to think but no one's giving it to you
you don't know how much a person means to you.... untill they make out with your best friend
It's like a bad break up, but before the dating even started
you want a nun/priest list war? we'll have a war!
not all the stuff on this nuns list has to do with one person
he get's drunk and cheats on you after you two dated for a month
It's inevitable for every girl to find at least one jackass, if you didn't, consider yourself one hell of a lucky s.o.b.
when the only thing that serates you and your best friends is hair color
'sleeping' on the bus ride home from the Stout leadership conference
hey, I'm a girl, I can make mistakes too!!
When a guy likes a girl, why play the games?
when you have a HUGE door of oppertunity but you don't want to use it until you realize its not there anymore
don't hint around to me, i don't quite catch on all the time
Timm's "Reasons to be a Rabbi" List
love scares me
Men aren't completly dumb
contacts
I hate to be concited, but when you think his voicemail message and other small things are about you (refer to # 347)
number 108 and number 109 on another list
boner?!! where'd that come from!? (sorry, that sounds wrong, but it's the least perverted one i could come up with)
stupid cell phones
when a guy totally sticks his finger up his nose, then stares at his findings
When all you want is to be with the one you like, but it's not as simple as that...
... and that's all you want
"I'll go fishing"
The guy you like lives 2 hours away
The guy you like you can only see him every other week
Men should talk more about what they're feeling. I'd like to think of girls being mindreaders, but we're not
Men should communicate more
If he likes you, he should call you!... not always the case
..."it just.. dissapeared!"
brass kissers... oops! i mean brass players
when you hurt a guy and you feel really bad about it
women are not blind. dispite the dark glasses, we do NOT carry the silver canes!!!
Maybe the fact that he 'reverted to my friends' is what hurt the most
when the one you really like, who used to really like you, starts to slip away
he's moving away... AGAIN!
dont set yourself on fire
when you miss a guy and he's not even gone.
you made a few mistakes and missed many oppertunities and you'd give anything to go back and fix it and make it all right
mediforical stab wounds
babysitting 11 kids makes you not wanna have any kids!!
I do not want kids anyways
you can always become a nun, teach at a catholic school, and be the editor of the school news paper
Men don't know the difference between a convent and a monestary. a convent is for nuns (ie women) and a monestary is for monks (ie men)
thinking on the same wave length scares you a lil bit
After you’ve been repeatedly hurt, it’s time to start taking notes
when you think it might be the end, it really is the end
you miss the way he once was
When you call him and he says that he cant talk but you should call back at so and so time. Wait, isn't he the one that should call you back? it's his fault he can't talk!
he's too loveable
your friends like him because he's lovable
you can't get mad at him because he's too lovable
your heart tells you one thing, and your mind tells you another
it's inevitable that your heart will be broken
horoscopes suck
John Mayer songs
he cheats on you not once, but TWO times
eyeliner
the hassle of mak-up and fixing hair and all that kinda stuff
burnt brownies
burn mark from the brownies
UW Stout
Mr. Remus' penguin pen
FCCLA Conventions
close to the flame
Stacy's mom
lava lamp
St. John's Choir
fear of spiders
He always has right, but clams that you're exactly like that
when all a guy talks about is himself. it means you could careless about a girl.
different religions
the clay turtle i made in Art (broke 3 times in 3 idfferent places
Globlizing
singing
Magic tape
my ghetto computer microphone
too many numbers
Geometry
mr. walicks stupid grading system
lava lamps
cd burners
M&M's
dancing
no matter what, you can always come back to reason # 52
music lists
2005 fall festival
Scary movies
mixed up ears
it smells like christmas... in October
when a guy smells really good and it drives you crazy
James from Sylvan
Geometry: there's no point behind it
the #1 hit music that suddenly become really annoying
when your favorite song then becomes a constant reminder of what you once felt
when people mispronunce words!
miss using proper English
When ppl think they're better then you
when he dumped you for another guy
he didn't tell you who the last person he dated was and you think it's b/c he dated a guy (from Amanda)
weird absession of cleaning toilets
weird obsession of writing bibliography
violins in a punk-rock song
it's a crazy, mixed up world out there!
they have music in convents, don't they?
when some men kiss they slabber all over your face
Almost deleting half your list... 4 times
MSN messenger conversations
that STUPID Iraq War
Law & Order
the Movie, Remember the Titians
Needles
Getting Shots
Whiteboards
bubbles
Quiz Bowl Questions
Home sickness
Missing the opertunity to go to Kalahari... Twice
Going to Kentucky
Singing Jingle Bells all year 'round
Hard work and dedication
the feeling of being nervous
Never worring about seeing movies
Never seeing classic movies like Peter Pan, Alice in Wonderland, Wizard of Oz, and the Godfather
Computers being possessed
Winter is bad for driving
Men are consited
Escaping from a mental institution to run to canada
Men are vaccumes
when you can't talk to a guy b/c you promised a friend
when did love get so... confusing!?
Safty pins
Marie wanting to cry
Burger King
Deep Breaths don't work
depression is way too hard to go through just because of a guy
the signs of joining a convent are all over
If a guy lies to you, even if its a small one, how are you supposed to trust him?
Throwing a cell phone at an electrical fence
Everything was alot better before North Carolina
When you feel a sudden yank on your heart strings
skinned knees are harder to fix then broken hearts
When the one that always seems to have all the answers, is the one that has the problem
Caller ID's
Arguments with friends over stupid things
you don't want to leave high school becasuse you probably won't see any of your high school friends anymore
love doesn't always workout as you plan it to be
sometimes your worst enemy used to be your best friend
Whoes Line is it Anyway?
Forgin countries
whats the point of having an audio conversation when you have to type most of your stuff!?
MSN Display pictures
I think I love Google more then men
Google.... its just a fun word to say
Schotch tape isn't just for rapping presents
They like supermodels. And they tell us they do.
They make fun of our upper-body strength.
abortions
they refuse to ask for dircections
manly men? HAHA! now that is funny!
long distance relationships that really aren't long distance
dumb California laws
Stupid computers
hunting
all the decent men are taken
they mess with your mind
Alcohlics
Being 15 years old, and seeing Peter Pan for the first time
lyrics that discribe how you feel at that given moment
Men are worse then evil (see proof below)
Pat Sayack and Vanna White
corn mazes
guys in corn mazes that have too much colone on
stupid arguements
you're so full of hate b/c you like him so much
when a friend takes stuff off your site and others
when a friend invites themself into an inside joke that has nothing to do with them
the reason why you made up a nuns list is b/c you're getting sick of having your heart ripped out repittedly...
...and a friend fails to realize that
you now regret a lot of reasons on your nuns list
"i told you so moments"
you just added a new word to your vocabulary: cocky
Stupid John Mayer songs! he knows what im feeling
I tried apologizing twice! nuh-uh, not doing it again. It doesn't make anything better
you really like a guy, but you get upset b/c you know thats as fare as it will get; likinging him from a distance
your friend can't get their own life so has to copy all their other friends
The book, The Godfather
sherlock holmes
you're practicly bending over backwards
you're killing me soo much and in so many different ways, i just cant stand it anymore
bag of worms
it sucks,everything has to stay the same
Rude telephone conversations (not nessesarly to the one on the other line, but also to the people around the other person)
Just plan rudeness
Stupid conversations
Breadstick conversation
he says he's going to ask you out, but jumps to your best friend
he cant trust me? well i can't trust him
one of your best friends is ruining friendships b/c of some guy.
'Will & Grace'
Making out with my best friend and cudling up with another one of my best friends might not of ment something to you, but it did to me
How do things end up getting hi-lighted on this list?
When people steal stuff from your site and clame it as theirs
Songs about warts
Some men don't know Borders is a bookstore
National Men are Stupid Day is November 16
Men are confusing! whether they admit it or not
"the look"
racoon hunting... during the day
he likes you, but he doesn't ask you out. why do men do this? it drives us girls crazy! and its not just me this has happened to, it also happened with 3 of my other friends!
Maroon 5
People taking stuff from other peoples sites and claming it at their own
Arguements because people copy other people
Nun Run
They think they know whats going on inside a girls head and think they have everything about her figured you, well, guess what? they don't.
When I say things like "men suck, men are jerks, men are stupid" i mean men in genral, im not aiming it at one spacific person.
You can say I hurt you, b/c I'm sure I did. but nothing, I mean nothing comes close to the plain you inflicted on me.
not being able to understand horoscopes
boys are just dumb!
they where too much cologne that it burns your nose
Black Navy Boots
Japan
Trying to learn Japanese
Men are shallow
Do men ever stop talking?
they think about themselves... a lot
Stupid.... flipping cell phones!!
the two of you are just friends but yet he's telling people the two of you are dating
It's not my fault i broke your heart, its your fault you pushed me away
We both know it wouldn't work out.... im sad to say, I'm moving on
Sometimes, all you feel is anger
Lie
Cheat
Only think of sex
Refuse to ask for directions
Flip channels with the remote when you're trying to watch something
Leave you to do all the housework
Leave you to take care of the baby
Act like idiots when they get around their friends
Act like kids
Leave the toilet seat up
Pee all over the bathroom
Lazy
Watch too many sports and ignore you while they're on
Always want to go see action movies and never the romantic ones
Try to tell you what to do
Don't take "No" for an answer
Insensitive
Look at porn
Act like babies when they are sick
Don't listen
Don't communicate well
Never want to talk about their feelings or the relationship
Act macho
Can wear the same pair of underwear or socks for a week and not care
Burp, fart, and then laugh about it
Leave their dirty clothes all over the house
Scratch themselves in public
Be late for everything
Blame everything on PMS
Talk to your breasts instead of your face
Say they love you just to get sex
Have big egos or are insecure - no in between
Talk during your favorite TV show but bitch if you talk during theirs
Backseat drive
Comb their hair across their head to (unsuccessfully) hide the fact that they're balding
Cannot spell
Never admit they are wrong
Never apologize
Flex their muscles and think they are better looking than they really are
Give you stupid excuses when they've been caught in a lie or doing something bad
Assume that anyone who doesn't like them is a lesbian
Forget anniversaries and birthdays
Ogle at and flirt with other girls
Remember that a girl smiled at him rather than your birthday
Break promises
Say they are busy when they are really home watching TV
Have their stupid friends over all the time
Ask for your number but never call - or wait a week
Selfish
Sleep with your friends
Always blaming things on us
They smile when you know they are lying
Never call you back when they say they will
Stink up the place
Have Work issues
Use other people's credit
Pick their noses in public
Eat everything in sight
Never buy you anything
Have stinky feet
They are still breathing
Chase you for months, then lose interest once they know you have become interested
Call you all week and disappear on the weekend
Assume you’ll be there when they get ready to pay attention to you
Inconsiderate male chauvinist pigs
Like to make you feel stupid
Never like your ideas
Like kids unless they are their step-kids
Hypocritical
Don't take out trash
Don't eat leftovers
Don't mow the lawn
Use women for sex
Use being drunk as an excuse for cheating
Remember their old girlfriend's first and last name, but not yours
Avoid you when they think you'll get angry or upset
Tend to think that their feelings are more important than yours
Think they're smarter than you
Feel sorry for themselves…
…. But never for you
Think they can find somebody better than you
Think since they're cheating on you, you must be cheating on them
Think just because you talk to them that you like them
Think it's okay to reach up your shirt after you just met them at a party because you're drunk
Fat, irritating, loser guys hitting on you
Don't have a problem with trying to have sex with 14-year-old girls (when they're already way out of high school)
ALWAYS have a new girl within a week after you break up, then he tries to tell you he's not happy with her and he wants you back
Give mixed messages or start flirting and then you find out they have a girlfriend
Pretends to be Prince Charming...reels you in...plays on your emotions...takes advantage of your very best self...then turns out to be Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde...leaving you to pick up the pieces after he's wreaked havoc with your life....
They ignore you when you talk to them on the phone
They treat their friends better than you
They check out other girls, but it's taboo for us to check out other guys
They accuse us of shifting the blame when THEY ARE WRONG!
They'll blow off all their money on themselves before even considering spending any on you
They hang up on you
They yell at you, but you can't yell at them back
They don't tend to your feelings
They accuse us of trying to get pity when we're upset and need comfort
They can't accept a compliment because they are 'too good'
They act like they are above you and are perfect
They believe their own lies
Will listen to what their friends say before their girlfriends!!
Hate it when you say you need to talk to them...they avoid "talks"
Will leave you for another woman
Never have time for you because they are working but always have time to take out other girls
Kiss you and lead you on
Never remember your name
Keep their ex-girlfriends pictures - on the wall by their bed!!
Always want other women
Dream of your hot friends
Always want the blonde
Just all around treat you like SHIT
Leave the toilet seat up and you end up waking up in the middle of the night, still half asleep, and go to sit down, and fall in… you gotta admit, it’s happened to us all
Expect to be showered with gratitude for buying you a cheap, tasteless gift for your birthday
Expect to be showered with gratitude washing the dishes once annually
Think that grabbing a bag of garbage from the kitchen and tossing it into an outdoor dumpster is the total work effort equivalent of all other household chores combined, including childcare
Can't understand why you feel so threatened by their participating in a little harmless flirtation, then get hugely bunged up when you mention that another guy happens to be attractive
Hit on women way out of their league and criticize the looks of women within their own aesthetic ballpark
Never stop doing that thing that annoys you no matter how nicely, how brutally, or how persistently you ask or tell them to stop it
Tell them you don't like seafood, but make reservations at a seafood restaurant
You tell them you don’t like something, but they buy it for you anyways
Say they want to see you, so you don't make any plans for that day, then when they don't call you on that pre-arranged day so you eventually have to call them, they are out with their friends while you're stuck home doing nothing because all your friends have gone out without you because you told them you were seeing him
Eat off your plate at dinner even though you're not done and act like it shouldn't bother you but you can’t eat off of theirs
They help carry heavy stuff - even if it is just to puff up their ego
Have the power to make you forgive them by saying that they love you
Will go out to a club and make out with another male when you're right around the corner
Don’t appreciate all the plucking/waxing/shaving/etc. we do to look good
Act like dogs when their friends are around and expect you to be all for it
Lie about lying
Act like they don't know how to give a back massage
Blame girls for gossiping and think we don't notice that they do it too
Expect girls to work, take care of the house, kids, dinner and them, but
they will only go to work, come home, and be catered to
Pick flowers from your own yard and give them to you
Cook them a lavish dinner and they ask, "Did you lose an earing at my place?"...when you didn't lose an earring at his place
Use "women's lib" as an excuse to not to open the door for you
Act like gentlemen when you are dating and act like jerks after you have fallen for them
Act like monogamy is rocket science
Drink all of the milk, eat all the fruit and leave you the pits
Volunteer to take out the trash after you've already done it
Blame the car breaking down or traffic on everything
Never around on moving day
Bring the car home on empty when you have somewhere to go
Can't save money
Are too tight with their money
Everything else in their lives is so much more important than you and if you bitch about that, they always seem to be able to make you feel guilty about bitching about it
Always broke when you wanna go somewhere or do something. but if they wanna go out, there's plenty
Will be hitting on the girl standing next to you but the minute she turns him down, he starts hitting on you
Out to screw as many girls as possible
Break up with you on New Year's Eve night and leave you no other alternative than to take their friends home
When you aren't interested, they try to analyze why instead of just asking
Want the relationship but not you
Brag about how hot they are when they aren't
Think you are more stupid than you really are
Assume there's something wrong with you when you aren't interested
Try to get with people young enough to be their children
You can't shatter their ego in any way, or else the world is over
Compliment themselves more than you
Act differently when around their friends
Talk too much
They say women are 2-4 years more mature then men!
Can go out and do whatever they please but expect you to sit home waiting for when they're ready to be with you
Think spending money is all they need to do to satisfy you
Buy you a fake ring and think you won't realize that gold shouldn't turn your finger green
Have the brain I had when I was 11
Write REALLY bad love letters
Either a Daddy's boy or a Mama's boy
Negative while your in your positive world
You know you’re falling in love when the small stuff bugs you... unfortunately, you realize it when its too late
You only want the ‘guy next door’
Apologize when they do something wrong and the next day they do it again
Say they're going to call you and then play video games with their dumb friends instead and then don't say a word about the fact that they didn't call you when they see you the next day
Make plans with you to do something and then don't call until about eight o'clock, forcing you to sit there all day wondering when you're going to actually get together
Hang out with their friends a lot more than they do with you
Treat you like crap without realizing that YOU COULD DO SO MUCH BETTER and will only put up with their bullshit for so long
Force you to watch hunting videos with names like "Buck Masters 6"
Cant have conversations that don't deal with hunting, cars, sports, or snowmobiles
Send rollercoaster like signals that turn you into a big emotional wreck that doesn't know how to act
Have no taste whatsoever in jewelry but still buy it for you and expect you to wear it
Are either not sweet at all or sickeningly obsessed corny sweet. No middle ground here ladies
Send letters after you've broken up saying things like "Friendship..what a joke!" and "Goodbye--for good!!"
Have multiple personalities
Call you when THEY feel like it
Hit on your friends right in front of you
Don't appreciate all the things you do for them
Turn their back on you if there's another female around
One day they're sweet and gentle, and the next day they avoid you completely
Don't know what (or who) they want
Receive lots of gifts but never give any
Never apologize
You have a fear of opening yourself up since you don’t want to ruin something that could be wonderful all b/c you don’t want to lose them
Cheat on you and then act like its your fault
Always expects you to forgive and forget...even when they don’t deserve it
Never want to commit
Start sweating the moment you mention the "M" word
Break your heart when you least expect it and then act like you are old friends when you see them out in public
Act like they don't care at all about you when they are with their friends
Don't pay attention to you when you want them to, especially when you are trying to make them jealous
Still manage take up space in your heart, even when they have hurt you more than anyone before
Can flirt with you but if you flirt back, you're a tease
Ignore when you tell them to do something, and then they do the complete opposite and get mad when you question them
Are cynical assholes
Make it so that all porn these days is nothing but girl on girl action
Never show themselves during love scenes but girls have to show everything
It's easy for them to forget you're having a fight and go out with their friends while you stay home
Write "love" letters, which are perfect for wiping our vengeful, shitty asses with.
Expect blondes to laugh at dumb blonde jokes, when they're obviously more stupid than the blondes
Show up three hours late, without calling or giving a good excuse, and then get pissed when you no longer want to do what you planned three hours ago
Tell you all about dropping $100 on a new "toy" (game,electronics, pda) over dinner, then proceed to complain about not having any money and hint that you should pick up the check
Sit and sulk when you ask them to stay home rather than go out because you're very ill and don't want to be left alone
Pretend that their true motivations are somehow secret, not abundantly clear to any woman who hasn't been lobotomized
Insist that they're not thinking/feeling anything in particular even though they're walking around like an irate bull with an elephant up its ass
Never listen, even though they tell you they do
Can never do anything for themselves
When we're upset about them making rude comments, it's our fault
Can't dress themselves
Think sex solves every problem
Have an innate "blame-shifter.” Somehow, if you bring an issue up with a male, you end up apologizing!!
You apologize for something, and then say it was inevitable for you to regret it, instead of taking the apology.
Love is a risk
Call you only to brag about something they got, that you already have in the first place
Say they will come over so you wait up all night for them. Then when you try to call them when it is 2 in the morning and they're still not there their phone is "unavailable".
Always try to make you look like someone else... "You should cut your hair like hers or dye it like hers or dress like her...."
Are gone forever and never call to tell you where they are and when they will be coming home, which is usually a couple of days later, smelling of alchol and having lipstick all over their collar
STUBBORN as all hell and refuse to admit they need help from a girl
Run away from their problems
Will talk to their friends about their problems instead of talking to you
Talks to their friends about their feelings instead of you
Won't tell their friends they have a girlfriend 'cause they're not "emotional" in public, even though they expect it from you!
Are all lowdown, scum-sucking, lying, cheating assholes
Think that they are gods when all they really are is scared little boys looking for a piece of ass
Hangs up on you and try to pin it on you
Practically devote themselves to trying to get with you, and then when they've got you, they need their space
Leave your shower or tub nasty when they finish bathing
Pay more attention to their friends and not their wives
Will ask you if you've considered breast implants but can't stand the thought of you asking them for a penis enlargement
The words guy, asshole, and pig are practically synonymous
Never listen to you when you think it's important.
Ask you to get a breast enlargement when his dick is the size of a twinky hard solid
Always "forget" their wallet when they go with you to an expensive restaurant but have it when they go with another girl
Refuse to get up, change the channel on the TV, but insist on looking for the remote until they can find it
Can complain about your makeup and hair stuff on the counter in the bathroom but you can't say anything when they leave the toilet seat up or when they miss the friggin' thing
Won't hold the door for their girlfriend but will hold the door for a "hot babe"
Expect you to look like gwen stefani 24/7 when they look far from your dream guy
Only want to be with you as long as you do everything their way
Force you to hang out with their friends by inviting them over when you don't ever have any time for yours
Don't want to be with you on important days and then say, "Oh, I didn't know."
Think that just because their mom was willing to be a slave to their father that you should be that way to them
Spend six months trying to make you let them in, then when you do, they ask you to not be emotional around them
Are emotionally there for their exes more then they are for you and brag about that to their friends in front of you
Are all sweet and touchy-feely on Saturday but when Monday rolls around they ignore you and pretend none of the touchy feely stuff happened
“Forget" (yeah right) to call you for a week and hang up when they realize you're mad, even if you've told them a billion times that you'd like to talk with them at least once every day
Insist on buying you yellow gold jewelry when you've told them you only wear white gold and buy Garnets instead of Rubies to save money and think you won't notice
Stay up every night until 4-5 a.m. playing online computer games but while hangin' out with you, they start to fall asleep at 11 p.m.
Only want what they want when they want it ("I don't want to go there....I don't want to do that...") and then call you a snob
When you tell them some logical thing to do, they tell it to you a week later like it was their idea and claim you never said a word about it
Claim they love you but dump you every two weeks
Keep naked pictures of porn stars showing their asses and breasts so it's the first thing you see when you walk into the room
Assume that if they fuck you "right", you will forget whatever stupid thing they did in the first
Treat you like a princess one day and then act like a jackass the next
Act like someone they are not in front of their friends
Expect you to be there for them when they need you, but are nowhere in sight when you need them
Nothing is ever his fault
Doesn't tell his mom about you because she'll "give him shit about it,”
Tells you he loves you and after 3 months, tells you that he can't love you anymore because you're too pure and innocent for him
Overuses the words "sexy" and "hot" but never tells you you're "beautiful"
Tell you they love you but never show it
Expect you to know why they're in a bad mood and when you ask what's wrong, they blow up in your face
Take you out for $150 dinner on the first date to impress you, then never call you again because you won't sleep with them after said dinner
Never seem to be able to get things right
Always want the opposite of what we want
Break your heart
Most men strut! WHY!? Are their undies in a bunch?
Talk about other women
Make you cry
Destroy self-esteem with one bad comment
Think they are gods gift
Distroy all lack of respect for you
Title you as his girlfriend but forget to mention his wife
Don't shave their pits! Come on! Hairy pits=b.o. gross!!!
Think trading girlfriends is a fun thing to do, and that there's nothing wrong with it
Grab themselves in public with the excuse that they're "repositioning" themselves
Asks why you don't do for him what his buddy's girl does for her "man"
Actually think you need them to lift heavy objects, open jars, and so-on
Get upset when you wear high-heels that make you taller than him
Expect your life to revolve around him while he checks out other girls
Call you "clingy" when you want to be close and accuse you of cheating when you give him his space
Look good but they ruin the image when they try to speak
You go to see a movie with him, then have to go to the same movie again without him so you can actually watch it
Their friend can do the same thing you do, sometimes even worse, but you're the only one they will get mad at
Will go live it up all night with their boys but when you want to go party they are tired - how convenient
Think it is OK to go party with their perverted slut friends that hit on every and any body and you're going to be cool with it
When they're in a bad mood, you have to walk on eggshells around them.... And we are the ones with PMS? YEAH RIGHT!
Show more affection to (and spend more money on) their ugly, loud muscle cars than they do on you
Do things they KNOW you will be pissed about and hope you won't find out
Try to justify their most ridiculous mistakes with equally ridiculous excuses
Manly PMS
At clubs, they think dancing with you makes it OK for them to touch you in inappropriate places
If they are your best friend and you two love to talk about things other than sex (which is hard to find), before they go off to college, they promise that you'll always stay friends and they won't stop talking to you, and that even they find a girlfriend, they will not ever neglect you. Instead, as soon as they get to college and meet girls, like the fucking pigs they are, completely forget about you, stop talking to you, and treat you like shit. If you ever do talk to them again, they will either say, "What was your name again?" or "How ya been?"<---- which really pisses US off because we go into bitch mode and want to rip off their throat and spit down their neck and when we tell them that, they cluelessly and simply say, "Why are you mad at me?" Bastards
When you have a fling with a guy and he says that he wants to see you again, but never does
When they act like they're total P-I-M-P-S, but they are stupid idiots who dunno shit from shine about women
Act like they are interested in you but flirt with other girls in front of you, and get jealous if you smile at another guy
Take forever to call you
Have the motto "Bros before Hos." excuse me, but just b/c you act all motcho and think your all that, doesn't mean we're a ho for dating you
Think they are Gods gift to Women... HA! isn't crock pot of bull
Don't know the true meaning of respect and take you for granted, like you'll always be
They are just crap and argumentative and spoiled brats
Won't let us carry the heavy stuff because they think we're too weak
Have all the chances to be a sweetheart but never take advantage of it!
Go wild and crazy with their friends but not with us
Stand us up and make stupid excuses as to why they can't do something
How we actually care if another girl flirts with our guy, where as if another guy flirts with us, he acts like he doesn't care
Assume we don't need any foreplay, or how they think foreplay is second or third base...no way! It's talking, taking us out to dinner, massaging, taking nice walks, etc.
Don't make an effort to see us
Pretend like they don't care when they get angry when all we want them to do is TO CARE and to talk it out
Conveniently have their cell phone on "silent" after they knew we might be trying to call them
Aren’t man enough to pick up the phone after an arguement
Go to our favorite band's concert without us and pretend like they don't really care if we can't come
Go against everything we say
Respond to what we are saying as a problem that THEY have to solve, when all we want to them to do is listen
Cant admit they’re wrong
Are continually ill-prepared and fail to make appropriate plans, reservations, etc. for a date
Always ask us what we want to do, where we want to go, etc. for a date, when all we want is for once, have them plan it and surprise us
They always have plans, but when they ask YOU what you want to do, they expect you to know what they have in mind
Make us feel like we're the only ones who actually care and get upset when we can't do something, and because we get jealous
Men are cowardly. Never willing to give you closure at the end of the relationship. They just stop calling.
Help them clean and move out of their apartment, drive 2 1/2 hours to your house, unload the stuff and store it, they make YOU pay for dinner that night!
Buy him little things to show you're thinking of him and he never reciprocates or surprises you the same way...he even forgets to reciprocate a backrub!
One day they are telling you they want to spend a lot of time with you, and make all these plans, and the next day, act as if you don't even exist
When his cheap old fishing pole breaks he'll blame it on you!
He'll spend $350 on a digital camera for himself and for Christmas he'll buy you a gift certificate to Bed, Bath, and Beyond for $25.
Jump up and down like a baby/monkey because he can't figure out how to get a friggin' plug out of the sink and thinks that the garbage disposal is broken.
Breaks promises
Flirts with other people then gets upset when you get angry
They date you to get to your sister.
Guys are so quick to jerk off to you when you chat with them
Go so long between haircuts that the backs of their necks look like a shag carpet.
Shut you out and ignore you when you most need them because they have someone new to screw and you could even be dying *literally* and they won't give a shit.
They steal the chewing gum out of your mouth and think they can return it with all their nasty mouthness all over it.
Can't remember your last name after you've been dating for awhile.
Tell you they won't take you home to meet their mom because she might think this is a weekend long relationship.
Get mad when you are not home when they call you, but ignore your calls on their cell phone.
Say you can be their "special" friend, because they are not ready for a commitment.
Likes you and two of your best friends on “some level”… and tells YOU
Don't want to see you because they know you are going to figure out that they are cheating on you.
Always hit on the easiest, slutty whores, and want you to be the trusting and loyal girlfriend.
Patronize you because they think that we are less intelligent than them - actually it usually relates back to them being more intelligent than everyone naturally!
Think that they can tell us to "Shhhh!" in front of people that you know - to make themselves feel in charge!
Don't think that the smell of alcohol, cigarettes or cannabis on their breath will bother us - but when we tell them, they don't even do anything about it!
Tell their friends everything - even the things that are totally confidential and completely inappropriate to mention to anyone else.
Even when they dump us, they will still bad mouth us and lie about the things we've done in order to make them seem like the victim - the thing that really hurts the most
Don't see the toothpaste on their shirts until they get to your door.
Think that they can act completely vague and get the point across.
Obsessive about their car, which may we add, is a piece of junk.
Talk way the hell too much
Have to fuck them first to find out their dicks are not as big as their mouths
They ask you to call them 'Daddy' when they know you don't want to
Your relationship goes on and off all year, then they really want you, then when you break up with them, they don't want to go back out with you.
When men rag on you all day long because you don't kiss their butts from the moment they get up to the moment they go to work!
After they dump you they think it is fine for them to get over you, but heaven forbid you ever get over them.
As soon as they know another guy is interested suddenly he regrets breaking up with you
Make perverted jokes that disrespect women.
Will cry and say he is sorry to you and then later that night while talking to mutual friends you find out he says it was all your fault and you are a dumb bitch for thinking otherwise.
They have the nerve to perscribe midol for you just b/c your a lil crabby when they don't experance PMS!
The only reason why women are a lil crabby when it comes to that time of the month is because men won't leave us alone!
Doesn't read books unless they have pictures of naked women.
Tells you he’s sorry for all the pain and everything else that happens but tells one of his friends that he just told you that just to make you feel bette
Has double standards for everything and are too dumb to see it!!
Call you while you're out. You call them back while they're out and then they don't return the call for the next 3 or 4 days.
Think they’re always right when half the time they are wrong.
Tells stupid jokes and says you have no sense of humor when you don't laugh
Start a serious conversation about your boyfriend/girlfriend relationship with them. Their replies have so far been, "I dunno", and "Maybe", and "No", and sometimes you get no response at all.
Talking about something important to you over msn. They give you the sign "brb" yet never return...
Say they understand when you say you don't want to have sex until you are married yet think it's okay to shove there hands down your pants the moment you are alone.
Expect you to understand the difference between "Do you want to go downstairs" as in to another level of the building and "Do you want to go downstairs" as in moving into another level of your body!
Tell you that they will never force you into sex, yet leave out the part about trying to con you into it.
Ask you out, start a relationship with you, then ponder to their guy friends, "I'm not sure if she is my type."
Invites you out to have sushi, then complains that he bought you a $2.00 salad!
Asks you to split a parking ticket when it's his car!
Will spend time with you when HE wants to.
Can't commit to a relationship, but expects you to want to be "just friends WITH BENEFITS".
Puts looks first. Ever notice how in the t.v. shows the woman slaves at home and is hot while the man is fat and does nothing? So true.
Will act like a gentleman and a great guy while dating, then they dump you and don't respect your feelings.
Think they are so great and sexy, etc. Once they realize they can get a girl, they dump you because they're sure they are so hot that they can do better than you (i.e. get someone hotter than you.
Calls you to tell you about the problems he's having with his new girlfriend. Then wants you to call him back, when you do, he won't answer.
About 30 on the list of things that are important to him. You’re way behind food, friends,and sports.
Cheats on you with several girls then tells you it's your fault because you talked to his friend.
Tells his new girlfriend you still want him and then she wants to kick your ass
Say they want to be with you forever, then when the going gets tough they leave.
Can say they love you, break up with you a million times, and then expect you to be their "something on the side" when they marry someone else.
They leave skid marks in the toilet and leave you to clean it up.
Breaks up with you because it's "weird" and answers every single question with "I dunno" (especially the important questions).
Always insist "I'll never hurt you like he did" and they always do, sometimes even worse!
They always pick the worst movies!
Obsessed with boobs, their own penis, and bodily functions.
Mock you when you complain about something.
Don't take you seriously when you have an opinion.
How there is a 1,000 to 1 asshole to sweetheart ratio between the male species.
Think that there is something wrong about gay men, but lesbians they totally support.
Men only care about themselves, and only what is beneficial to them.
Insensitive dominate pigs.
Gets together with you when you haven't seen each other in a couple of weeks, goes to a party where everyone you both know are going to be there - meets you there and dumps you at the beginning of the night - making you either have to leave or have to spend the entire night seeing his face.
Hits on you for weeks, goes out and has fun, possibly fools around and then a week later you find out they have a girlfriend.
Makes plans to go away for the weekend - supposed to pick you up around noonish. Three o'clock rolls around and they still haven't called. When they do call they make excuses and don't end up going.
Thinks it's ok for them to go to the club or bar but not for us to go
Would rather have beer than a relationship
Male mating call: "Somebody's happy." or "Look who wants to come out and play."
Tells everyone that you are smothering them and that they are annoyed that you are always around. But the very second you get off work or are out with your friends for a change, your cell phone starts ringing off the hook and he's saying , "When are coming over. I miss you. I love you. Come back."
After being together for 2 years, dumps you via email. Then a year later tries to crawl back.
Treats you like shit, blames you for everything, refuses to let you be with and talk to your friends.
Screams at you for falling asleep when you’re supposed to call them at all odd hours of the morning and/or night.
Always suspects you of cheating when you just want to talk to a friend, and then when you finally have had enough and can't take the abuse anymore, he tells you he can't live without you, and the very next day he hooks up with your best friend.
Guys say that they like you, want to be with you, and that they don't want to hurt you, and then totally ignore you.
Still manage take up space in your heart, even when they have hurt you more than anyone before
Claim they like you, but drop you like a hot potato for the next chick that is willing to do more then you would
Sometimes you do stuff to hurt them, but it blows up in your face and hurts you to
AHH!!!!! Canadian Geese!!
It's Porky!!!... Grab the Bacon
Gorks
Forced dates
Blue 'Jay'
irony
Late night deep conversations
men coming out of the closet
They think the world revolves around them
they think everything you do you do it to have some kind of effect on them
the yawn-arm-around-the-shoulder trick
creepy people
creepy people who stalk their co-workers at McDonald's
men are shallow
it never worked out b/c you're not blond and dizzy, and he goes for those kinds of girls
Men forget their manners... often
Never apologize for anything
"you're everything I don't want"
They won't date you b/c it might hurt you in the long run, even though you're dieing with the way things are now
reasons 1-1000
they think they're better than girls
they think guys rule the world
immature
inside jokes... too many of them to name
________ the turkey
your friends replace you with one guy
paying for your expenses as well as theirs
their bad drug habits
their friends...
...wait, they don't have any friends!
the dont have any balls
exagerating
"toungues"
someone finding the "tongue" picture
fingers and "tongues"
Olivia's twin sister, Olga
they start crushing on your best friend(s) just from talking to her on the phone
Cell phone numbers
T-zone season
talking staplers
going 'crazy'
boys are bad, boys are real bad
they Angerfy you
ur-chh-ch-chh
numorus break-ups
Chika meaning wisdom in Japanese.... and Chika meaning girl in spanish. couincidence? I think not
Getting drunk on creamers then moving to the hard stuff; whole milk
They just can't drop or let anything go
the nun run
where do they get off when they know your family better then you
if they know the answer to a question before it's even asked, then why ask the question
girls are right, they always are, and always will be. git over it.
the guy shoulda died, but then it'd be too 'Romeo and Juliet'
my like has never revolved around a guy before, and it never will
everything i do, i don't do it to piss off some guy, altho if i do in the process, its an just added bonus
2 creepy stalkers
scars are erriversible
this is worse then some creepy guy looking thru my bedroom window
its better not knowing what you want to know
men, don't believe them; all liars
two creepy stalkers in the same week
some graduate from weird to creepy, obsesive, loonitic stalker who pisses you off for other reasons
Going to 6 different convents in a week, meeting many different sisters, nuns, and girls that came with you, hearing stories, laughing, and having an experiance of a lifetime really has an effect on you.
You think one guy is everything you wanted, then realise he's nothing you wanted.
My Anam Cara
Anam Cara the song
Anam Cara the diffenition
the word Doyle
the scavenger hunt Areka and I went on to find the definition of Doyle
Doylistics
Reading during Church... and messing up
Post-it notes
Japan.... or Adventure Camp
Dead Theologians Society
TB Tests
Marshmallows and ghost turds
they tell you to wait 3 months to go out with them, and during that period of time, they hardly talk to you and expect you to still be interested
The bat found in room #2/storage room while cleaning out the Undercroft Chapel (aka: dts room)
Greg, Massion, and Jeff teasing me b/c I was afraid of the bat
God would rather keep you all to Himself, than put someone else in our lives
We have to fall in love with God before we can fall in love with someone else
Two star-crossed lovers
speeches suck
Waiting is the hardest part of hope
Penguins live in Antartica... or in zoos
I want a penguin
I spend most of my time being oblivous and I am perfectly fine with that.
Areka is rubbing off on me... ex: the murder mystery I'm writing
the murder mystery I'm writing
3 stalkers!!! AHH
I am Oblivious to the world, and I have no problem with it
Some men go thru more women than they do underwear
When they're in jail, they'll call you only to ask to talk to his girlfriend
convects are mean
convects will take all your money
Men call you at awkward times
You have not life, so you can be crabby and people will automaticly asume it's because of that
People should stop being so mean
Everyday would be a snow day
Nuns/sisters look like penguins
Bubba, the convict
There's more behind the eyeliner
Over time, things change...
... and it hurts
You told me be selfish... and I was...
... and i know it hurt more than just me
Every good story starts with "I was kidnapped by a dwarf"
"Will and Grace" is not just a theroy; it's a tv show.
you wouldnt have to go to youth group to meet guys b/c you're already in something religious and you dont have to worry about guys anyway
you wouldnt have to hear stupid whores talk about having sex with their boyfriend
you wouldn't have to worry about a guy calling you
you get rocking outfits
you meet a guy but neglect to get even his name, let alone anything else
You get too depressed thinking about guys.
Men no share!
Men have no brains
They don't think
Shawns make-up bag
you start liking a guy, then find another guy you end up liking
2 guys
not getting a guys number
finally meeting a guy who isn't all over you at first site....
... and not getting his number!
meeting a sweet guy....
.... and not getting his number
dates for breakfeast
It saves you from the pains of the world
You won't need any form of transportation to get to church.... you live by the church
People think you memorized the dirty parts of a translation book.
People thinking you like/have a crush on your best friend
Having a cursh on your best friend
I love Eau Claire
hey, if you feel called...
Scribble Partys
yearbooks
House of Formation
All those "I'm not going to ask" conversations with Hailey
Passports
Mt. Fuji trip
Japanese boyfriends
missing your friends
escape from the pain
goats on a roof?
gas money
no jobs
when you think a guy likes you...
... and you like him
when you like one of your guy friends (i faintly remember an incadent that started like this...)
i want a dog! is that too much to ask?
liking a guy and there's consequences
when a guy liked you and completly erased you from his memory
not agreeing with your government
being too opionated
you like a guy and he really does turn out to be gay
U.S Cellular guys
Speeding tickets
Japanese music
... and how most of them are about love
Japanese love songs
3,000 songs on your computer (and counting) but NO iPod
The only two guys I have in my life are Ben and Jerry
High School isn't long enough
editors at local newspapers that don't give people an oppertunity
Photo Story for Psych
too many pictures to scan for Psych