Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.

you were my lesson i had to learn, i was your fortress you had to burn

we may rise and fall, but in the end we meet our fate togeher

if it sounds good you'll hear it, it if looks good you'll see it, if its marked right, you'll buy it, but if it's real you'll feel it

faith can make me break your heart to save your soul

growing up sucks...not all kisses are magic, not all guys live up to your expectations but there are moments when romance, friendship, love, everything just falls into place that makes growing up worth it

Who knows for what we live, struggle and die?. . . Wise men write many books, in words too hard to understand. But this, the purpose of our lives, the end of all our struggle, is beyond all human wisdom.

As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light of meaning in the darkness of mere being. Where peace and simplicity are embraced, there is Neither anxiety nor complication

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?" - Art Hoppe

Many people hear voices when no-one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.
~ Margaret Chittenden

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. ~ Jerry Seinfeld

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. ~ P. J. O'Rourke

Rem tene, cerba sequentur: grasp the subject, and the words will follow

the freshman girl, oh so shy
sits & watches the sophomore guy.
the sophomore guy, with his head in a whirl
sits & watches the junior girl.
the junior girl, in her red sedan
sits & watches the senior man.
But the senior man, all hot & wild
secretly loves the freshman child.

i'm sick of these little 2-year-old games you either like me or you don`t.

we have this unspoken connection. we see each  other, lock eyes, smile that one certain smile that means nothing to anyone else, but the world to usThe Truth Is.. We Hide So We Can Be Found-
We Walk Away To See Who Will Follow.
We  Cry To See Who Will Wipe Away Our Tears 
and We Let Our Hearts Get Broken To See Who Will Come & Fix Them

for once it wasn't black & white but spelt out in neon lights.

Dear Cupid, we NEED to have a little talk about your aim

There are certain people who aren't meant to fit in your life, no matter how much you want them to.

hershey kisses: $2.99
one rose: $3.40
a big teddy bear: $8.50
your crush finally admitting he loves you: priceless

you know when we fight and i hang up & you don't call me back? that hurts me the most because it makes me wonder.. if we were face to face & we were fighting, would you just let me go when i walked away?

All of the best love stories have one thing in common; ;you have to go againts all odds to get there

Don't waste your time worrying about boys-- boys will come and go. Don't waste your time caring about the people who don't like you-- chances are you don't like them either. Don't waste your time worrying if people are talking about you-- you affected their lives, they didn't affect yours. Waste your time with friends-- live for the moment, laugh often, be immature, do anything and everything. If it's something you'll regret in the morning, sleep late & when you wake up, laugh about it with your friends, because your friends are what matter most. When you have your friends...you have everything

it's funny how much stuff people can talk talk behind my back, but when they're confronted-- they're like .."damn .. whotold you that ..?"

i'm the girl who will burst out laughing in dead silences because of something that happened the day before

If we would talk less and pray more about them, things would be better than they are in the world: at least, we should be better enabled to bear them.

Prayer wonderfully clears the vision; steadies the nerves; defines duty; stiffens the purpose; sweetens and strengthens the
spirit.

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. Nancy Astor

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend or break them.

This only is denied to God: the power to undo the past.

Pray as if everything depended upon God and work as if everything depended upon man. 

If there’s one thing I know it’s God does love a good joke. 

God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest. 

I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much. --Mother Teresa

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting.

You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

I felt like poisoning a monk. --Umberto Eco on why he wrote the novel "The Name of the Rose."

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? --Jay Leno

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. --Jay Leno 

After the game, the king and pawn go into the same box. --Italian Proverb

Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still. --Chinese Proverb

The palest ink is better than the best memory. --Chinese Proverb

Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present. -English Proverb

If you believe everything you read, better not read. -Japanese Proverb

The reverse side also has a reverse side. -Japanese Proverb

Fate; it just wan't ment to be...

The world is divided into two types of people: those who wince when they see the words Canadian geese in print, and those who don't.

For every person who wants to teach, there are approximately thirty people who don't want to learn--much. --W.C. Sellar and R.J., introduction to And Now All This (1932)

No good deed goes unpunished.

It's a poor sort of memory that only works backward. --Lewis Carroll

Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it.

I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. --Friedrich Nietzsche 

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

I am not in this world to live up to other people's expectations, nor do I feel that the world must live up to mine.

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.

And even if we can or cant be friends I'll be with you until the very end.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Ask me how many times my heart has been broken and I will tell you to look in the sky and count the stars.

Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I’m only falling apart...

You look at me and say "girl, you've been blessed" but you can't see the inside of my unhappiness.

Forget the times he walked by, forget the times he made you cry, forget the times he spoke your name, remember your feelings aren’t the same, forget the times he held your hand, forget the sweet things if you can, forget those times and don’t pretend, remember now he’s only a friend.

He who tries to forget a woman, or finds hatred in himself for her, never loved her.

Don’t lead me on, and leave me confused, any girl would rather be left alone, than have her heart abused.

Don’t tell me lies they are hard to heel, just tell me how you really feel.

every girl wants prince charming
and while he may be nice and all 
I want a guy who will
come up from behind and
put his arms around me
and wisper in my ear
that he loves me
and he lays awake at night, just
thinking about me
a guy who'll call at like.. 
3 a.m.  just to tell me
how much he misses me.
he'd come over just after we
get off the phone...
because he wants two know how
i'm really doing..
because i said i was fine
but we both know i was lying.
he'd kiss me on my forehead
and tell me everything's
going to be alright
He may not be prince charming
to anyone else, but in my eyes, he'd fit the part.

I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because everytime i fall in love.....it never seems to last

Love is like heaven but hurts like hell.

It's better to light a candle, than to curse the darkness.

In every single letter, in every single word, there will be a hidden message about a boy that loves a girl.

Love is being stupid together.

True love is when you shed a tear and still want him. It's when he ignores you and you still love him. It's when he loves another girl but you still smile and you say, I'm happy for you. when all you really want to do is cry... and cry...

I think I'll go anti-love. Really, who needs it? Butterflies in the tummy, and hearts skipping beats... that can't be safe!

Life is a song. Love is the lyrics.

After a while you learn the difference between holding a hand and falling in love. you begin to learn that kisses don't always mean something and promises can be broken just as quickly as they are made and sometimes good-byes really are forever.

Real love stories never have happy endings. Because real love stories never end.

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and cannot remain silent.

I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

And slowly it all fades... to gray.

I smile cause I have NO idea what's going on.

I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when here heart is broken and the one that could always brighten up your day even if she couldn't brighten her own.

Love isn't funny when it is burning inside when all you can think of is how you get through the night.

Sorry boys, I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!

How far do i have to go to make you understand? I wanna make this work so much it hurts, nut I  just cant keep on giving, go on living with the way things are so I'm gonna walk away and its up to you to say how far?

In a room full of people, you're always the first one I look for

Tastee Freezes as ''iconic structures in the rural Midwest'' that ''prove your community does not have enough of a population to sustain a Dairy Queen."

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. -Lucille Ball

If music be the food of life, then play on. -William Shakespeare

Writing should be approached like a favorite toy. -Ray Bradbury

Art thou pale for weariness
Of climbing heaven and gazing on the earth,

Wandering companionless

Among the stars that have a different birth,

And ever changing, like a joyless eye

That finds no object worth its constancy?

Think about it, there must be higher love down in the heart or hidden in the stars above.Without it, life is a wasted time. Look inside your heart, I'll look inside mine.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Make believing we're together. That I'm sheltered by your heart, but in and outside I've turned to water like a teardrop in your palm

I remember saying things, but I have no idea what was said.

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life. Define yourself.

You have written your name in the golden pages of history, and won the undying graditude of your countrymen.

In a crue and imperfect world, there's proof God can still create perfection.

It's all about being who you want to be.  Never look back at the past, only forward to the future!

Sometimes your voice is loudest when it's written down.

Q: What Most People Are Thinking When They Say "I Love You"?
A: "The person is thinking: 'Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day.'" -- Michelle, age 9

Black and White makes classification easy, but gray areas hold more possibilities.

All men are the same,  they just have different faces so that we can tell them apart.

Three wise men - are you serious?

Remember when life was easier when boys had cooties?

The friends who grew up with you deserve a special respect. The ones who stuck by you shoulder to shoulder, in a time where nothing was certain, all life lay ahead, and every road led home.

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. -Matt Groening

Shrek

Donkey: Blue flower, red thorns, blue flower, red thorns. This would be so much easier if I wasn't color-blind!

Shrek: You stuburn jackass!
Donkey: you smelly ogre!

Donkey: you love her... you wanna please her... then you gotta gotta gotta show a little tenderness.... Chicks love that romantic crap.

Donkey: Your so rapped up in layers onion boy, you're afraid of your own tellings (we watch movies too much in Spanish)

Donkey: Hey! that is unwanted physical contact.

Shrek: I got an arrow in my butt!

Donkey: your butt is tender.

One who returns to a place sees it with new eyes. Although the place may not have changed, the viewer inevitably has. For the first time things invisible before become suddenly visible.

Everyone has a talent, what is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - The Beatles

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.

I’m too much of an erratic, moody person, and I don’t have the passion anymore, so remember - it’s better to burn out than to fade away.

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. - Dr. Seuss

Don’t compromise yourself. You are all you’ve got.

In 3 words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on. - Robert Frost

Brian Shelby: The sweet ain’t nearly as sweet without the sour. - Vanilla Sky

Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once.

Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket-safe, dark, motionless, airless-it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. To love is to be vulnerable.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves. - Shakespeare

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let’em go, because man, they’re gone.

It is good to remember that the tea kettle, although up to its neck in hot water, continues to sing.

Life may be short, but it is wide.

The reason the grass is always greener on the other side, is that you’re so busy looking at their grass, you forget to water your own.

The future lies before you like freshly fallen snow. Be careful where you walk in it, for every footstep shows.

But words are things, and a small drop of ink, falling like dew, upon a thought, produces that which makes thousands, perhaps millions, think.

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that. - Dumbledore

Next to that kid, we all look like onions.

Good writers touch life often. Mediocre ones run a quick hand over her. The bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies.

One of the most adventurous things left is to go to bed, for no one can lay a hand on our dreams

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly

I am desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

And lastly there is the oldest and deepest desire, the Great Escape: the Escape from Death

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.

from the beginning, mankind has been divided into three parts,
among men of prayer, farmers, and men of war . . .

Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.

The more things change, the more they remain... insane.

The limits of my language mean the limits of my world.

If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candy and nuts, we'd all have a very merry Christmas.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

Our solar system consists of one star and some debris

Laughter cannot bring back what anger has driven away.

Life's not all beer and skittles.

Money grows on the tree of persistence.

One written word is worth a thousand pieces of gold.

The pebble in the brook secretly thinks itself a precious stone.

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names.

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.

If you turn your head sideways and squint a little, you can see an image of a bearded face in that tortilla.

If A is a success in life, than A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut. A=x+y+z

I hope that my achievements in life shall be these - that I will have fought for what was right and fair, that I will have risked for that which mattered, and that I will have given help to those who were in need, that I will have left the earth a better place for what I've done and who I've been."

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.

Not many people go to Antarctica yet because it is under penguin rule

Sometimes the only thing between you and the abyss is the goodwill of your friends.

Drink deep of this life, it passes all to quickly and the more you see, the more you will want to see.

I was a strict practising Catholic until I was 21. I used to want to be a nun. I was going to be a Carmelite. It's a non-speaking order-can you imagine? Luckily for them, I moved on. -Francesca Annis

I tried very hard to be a docile nun with a sense of humor, but I saw a still photograph of me in one of those scenes and I thought, Oh my God. It's the look. It's the nun look!  -Patty Duke

It is not easy to be a nun. It is a life of sacrifice and self-abnegation. It is a life against nature. Poverty, chastity and obedience are extremely difficult. But there are always the graces if you will pray for them. Pray that you may all become St Johns, lovers of Christ.  -Kathryn Hulme

must have had five minutes or so of wanting to become a nun, because all Catholic girls do, but I can't remember it.  -Mink Stole