Jen: Is Chili-Cheese Fries better than sex?
Jen: I just at a Granola bar that tasted like tampons...
Olivia: mines STILL LOADING!!!!
Jen: oh there we go, i hit a wrong button and it went all japanese on me
Jen: "That was one time! One time!!! and I didn't know until half way thru my Root Beer!!"
Jen: It's against my religion to kill on Thursdays.
Timm:... It's a Friday thing
Jen: the day?... or the whore!?
Areka: he suffered died and was risen...because he stole my music
*Rita, Areka, and Jenny poking each other*
Rita: I dare one of you to go over
there and poke one of those girls. *points to a group of girls
Areka: oh no... Jenny will too
Jen: *pokes one girl
in the arm* POCOLITOUS!!!!
Rita: I'm surpirsed it doesn't stand up and write on its own.
*Jen bugging Ryan*
Ryan: stop that! I hope your family in Japan keeps you!
*watching the movie Moses during the parting of the Red Sea*
Areka: That looks
like fun.. I should try that at the creek!
Liv: is it 715?
Jen: nope, its 8:11
Liv: really? the area code is 811?
Jen: oh no, I thought you ment the time!!
Livvy: What are marshmallows made out of?
Jen: I don't know, I always thought
they were made out of clouds... then I turned 8
Liv: I thougt they were ghost turnds... then i turned 15
Jen: Minamize, Minamize, Minamize!!!!
Jesse: Well, this Thanksgiving is going to be the first without my grandparents.....
oh, they're not dead
Rita: Don't those two girls over there look innocent? *points to Areka and Jen* They're not
Liv: He was talking about shooting baby pigeons
Manda: Shooting baby pigeons is fun!
Jen: hey, give me $5 and ill show you my belly button
Areka: the other night, somthing was moving on my floor and guess what it was?
Jen: what? a sock
Areka: No, a spider. and guess what i did?
Jen: What? you ate it?
Areka: how'd you know?!
no i stood there, and thogut if i were Jenny, I do? I would scream. but im not Jenny. so i squished it
Amanda: Being down here in Tennessee doen't make me smarter
Jenny: um, Amanda,
we're in Kentucky
Timm: Nashville is in the same time zone as Wisconsin.
Jen: We're in Louisville KENTUCKY!! Nashville is in Tennesse.
and Kentucky is in a different time zone
Liv: I ran into a garbage can... again.
Ronelle: What one of you are you talking about?
Jen and Liv: *points to each
Olivia: Call olivia, b/c I'm not calling you!
Liv: *cracks up laughing* that's not funny.
Jen: My ribs hurt.
Hailey: its it because you were on the bottom?
Jen: no, I was on top.
Jen: I'll be the concerned friend.
Hailey: I'll be the poor ex-girlfriend.
Amanda: and I'll be the one laughing when your plan fails!
Hailey: If it weren't for your stupid gradingsystem *holds up 4 fingers* I woulda had 3 wrong!
Mr. Walck: *mimicks
hailey; holds up 4 fingers* 3!? 3?! and this is math class!
Hailey: *under her breath* ah shit.
Mr. Walick: what was that!? well i guess you can do all that extra credit you've been asking for when you're sitting
in detention for cursing!
Areka: It's was soo dark in there, we couldn't tell whose jaket was whoes.
Olivia: i want my butt to be on there!
bring your camera tomorrow and i'll bring my butt.
Areka: I can't even count how many times I've been to Eau Claire, well maybe if
i tried I could...
Jen: Amanda, stop flirting with me!
Jen: I know, i don't like them b/c I know that 'she' likes 'him'
Olivia: WHAT!!?....... well, I don't care because... i just don't care!
Livvy: my guys friends can't call me Livvy they just... can't! It's.... illegal.
Jen: Oh, and that would make a great relationship, i get to see him once every...never!
Jen: Stop tuching my knee!!!
Olivia:... well, I was kinda confused because I kinda forgot what sterotype ment...
Jen: hold on, I gotta put the phone down, here, talk to my teddy bear.
Liv: Hello Teddy! how are you teddy?...
that's good teddy!.. could you put Jenny back on the phone teddy?
Olivia: haha, thats right, im not a dumb blonde, im a smart blonde.. thats a..
whats that word? IT'S AN OXYMORON!! HAHA!
Olivia: is that my hair?
Olivia: I HAVE TO PAY YOU ... $0.21 FOR MY HAIR!!!!!
olivia: ok.. im on your photo album and i clicked on the pic of my hair and it said i have to pay 21 cents for it!
Jen: great, now i'm in love with "F", thanks livvy! i'm in love with no one!
Jen: This would make a great porno video...
Jen: you scratched me on my most crookedist finger!!
Liv: Horsies can fly high!
Olivia: Who goes on your site?
Jen: i dont know.
Olivia: like... people?
No, dogs Livvy...
Olivia: fine! lol!
Olivia: I'm sad.
Olivia: My movie, House arest is over. The one with Mooky in it.
Jen: that sad, its almost 8, your
date musta ended early.
Huh?..... OH!!! I get it! nevermind.
Jen: Delayed reaction?
Olivia: yeah! big time!
Bri: Tonight Jay welcomes, from the cast of Charlie and the chocolate factory,
Johnny Depp! Jenny Harris and her Bri Dressel gossip column! and tonights music, Bri Dressel and her band guys!! and here's
your host, Jaaaaaaaaaaayyy Lenooooooooo
Bri:... That's good, because if they knew that you knew that they know that, there'd
be hell to pay.
Jen: yes it would, and I have paid hell so much, I now have to take out a loan.
Jen: This just in: Bri dies of unknown causes. the letter "J" was left on her computer
screen. Police think she was trying to spell the abbr, "JK", or spell the murder's name, perhaps even wanted to feature the
letter J, like seseame street. We may never know...
Bri: Damn nun in India, they ruin everything...
Olivia: oh! guess what! I have a boyfriend!
Jen: really? who?
Olivia: yeah, he's got brown hair, he's tall and he will
let me get close to him. do you know why I can?... because he lives in my tv screen!
Jen: My nose itches.
Olivia: you know what that means! someone is thinking about
Jen: yeah and my lip itches, taht means someone is thinking about me and is going to change there religion.
we're not bringing that up anymore because we don't like him anymore.
Olivia: yes we, meaning you and me.
Jenny: Hey Hailey, I'm going to three way Timm, hold on.
*brings TImm in to the conversation*
Jenny: ok everyone's here.
Hailey: oh so you finally figured out how to use your three way calling didn't
Jenny: yeah I did.
Timm: yeah, your mom scares me.
*pause, silence, whatever you wanna call it*
Hailey: umm... yeah, why is some guy talking on the phone?
Jenny: It's TImm! I told you I was three-waying him in!
Jenny: What are you so afraid of? and if you say butterflies...
Jenny: Oh my gosh! today is the last day of our freshmen year!
Amanda: Yeah it is.
Jenny: that means tomorrow we're going to be sonfasnickers-- I mean sophomores.
Jenny: I hope that you get President and I get Vice-President so we can assasinate
Olivia: I was going to steal his shirt, but that would be, like, Stealing
and I don't want to be a stealer.
Jenny: ... we are also sincerely sorry for any extreme mishaps that could
have been created in the process.
Olivia: that's gooder!
Amanda: You could say you were looking under the couch looking for money
and you found it.
Jenny: What, Olivia, now you're poor and need to dig through your couch
cushions from money?
Amanda: He told me it was behind the basket, under the blanket, and next
to the box.
Jenny: I thought it was next to the basket, under the blanket, and behind
Amanda: oh yeah, thats what I thought, I just changed it a little.
Amanda: You had to wrap it in tin foil or the animals wouldn't eat it and
Jen: Couldn't you see a squirl falling off a tree because he was high?
or a racoon digging throuh the garbage then spacing out.
Amanda: He made me look for 3 hours for a paper clip just to scrap the bowl!
Peter: *throws dishes*
Amanda: Peter, no.
Peter: *Angry Face* my girlfriend said that to me and I ended up in Jail!
Peter's Mom: Peter, you work with your dad on construction, you should know
by now to paint the ceiling frist!
Peter: Well I thought you paint the darker colors first!
My parents were at the bar, they're always at the bar....
Olivia: I have a 1lb of milk chocolate bunny that my grandma didn't eat,
so she gave it to me.
Jen: Oh! can I have a piece?!
Olivia: I was like bitting off the ear, and it's like solid! and oh my gosh,
I kept my mouth open a little too long and I started to drool!
Jen: I don't get it! why do you need media training?
Olivia: *does weird movements with her fingers and in baby voice* I can't
write it down because I don't have the note!
*olivia gives wrappers to Jenny*
Jen: Oh! can I have a peice of gum?
Olivia: here you go.
Jen: thats not the same kind!
Liv: yes it is!
Jen: no it's not!
Jen: *grabs the two pieces of gum but rips them* Ha! I told you it's not the same!
Liv: you're smelling things.
Mrs. Dahl: .... you should have it pictured in your mind...
Brittany: Jenny, What if your mind is blank?
Jen: What were you trying to tell us?
Amanda: I was trying to tell you that I left my english homework at home and I
went to the office to ask my mom to bring it before it's due.
Jen: *cracks up laughing* Oh, I forgot to tell you that it's
not due today!
Amanda: Jenny! Why didn't you tell me?
Jen: Well it's not my fauld that you left your homework at home!
it's your fault for not telling me it was due! Now my mom has to drive all the way here from Northfield to school!
Amanda: Why do I feel soo stupid!? Jenny! don't answer that!
Amanda: *drinks from her water bottle*
Jenny: Amanda, you'd make a good drunk.
Amanda: Thank- What did you say!?
Hailey: He'll think you're stalking him.
Jen: Well it wouldn't be the frist time I stalked a guy.
Jen: Could you give this to Darral?
Lunch lady: ok, I hope his wife doesn't find it.
Olivia: owwie, owwie, owwwy *pause*
*Mr. Johnson turns off lights*
Olivia: Hey! I can't see anything!
Olivia: Do you have a perminet marker?
Mine is low on the perminet stuff.
Some dude on a Aztec video thing: ...The king coould of had his own flushing thrown....
Jen: We have some educational conversations.
Emily: Olivia is no where near educational.
Jen: Eeww! There's a Tongue
print on it!!
Amanda: wow Mr. Giese, you do a lot of stunts, you must be a secret agent!
Yeah Amanda, he was the guy in all those James Bond movies.
Amanda: Whoa! you look nothing like him!
Brandon: Besides, I like Nick.
Brandon: See? I'm a smart lil' boy who likes nick... and I'm 6 months pregnant.
Brandon: Beavis say's hi. His name is Nick.
Brandon: Stupid lil boys named Nick, that work at conveniece stores like smart
lil boys like me!
Amanda impersonating Brandon: I can't talk to you anymore because
I still have feelings for Olivia... and I'm gay, that's right I'm gay, and I like lil boys!
Jenny, Olivia, & Amanda:
LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON!!
Olivia: I'm hungry, do you have a pop-tart?
Jen: no I don't.
Olivia: root bear barrel?
*Jen thinks* no I don't.
Liv: yeah! you had to think about that one for a sec, didn't ya?!
Olivia: I was like... fruit loopy there for a sec.
Olivia reading the clock: Does this say 10:50?
Jen: No it says 11:50.
Olivia: Shut up!
Olivia: I want a Brownie.
Jen: Oh! you're talking about food!
Jenny: Amanda, I can see you and Cruly 30 years from now with two kids...
Jessica: yeah and the kids names would be Billy and Billy Bob.
Olivia: i gotta sneeze.... oops, too late.
Jen: we're in the same boat!
Olivia: you're right... same boat... dont tip it
over please, i dont wanna get wet.
Olivia: everytime I look over there you're taking a bite of your chicken.
Jenny: it's chocolate.
Amanda: it's a bunny.
Olivia: Chocolate Chicken... Chocolate bunny, same thing!
Jen: Don't breathe on me with your bad breath.
Amanda: So do you!
Jen: Bovolio, Mojollio... I'm in love with another girl, Pojollo.
I'm hungry... I like Mitch and jolly ranchers... and cheetos.
Livvy: Rated SP? more like LD.
guys are jerks... and girls suck!
Jen: and you like chocolate eggs with orange cream in the middle.
Olivia: not after i found out they were lil chickens!
Jen: those are the real
eggs! not the chocolate ones!
Jenny: I'm sorry Jerry! we may not of done that but at least we didn't go
into the bathroom with and condom and no one else!
Jen: oh, so this is how a couple of 'uhha's' communicate.
Oliva: *bursts out laughing til her face turns pruple*
*Amanda starts to hiccup*
Jen: it looks like it's gonna storm, dudes.
Mr. Giese: those flight attendents in the picture look nothing like the ones
i saw this weekend.
Noah: where they hot?
*Pause as the class laughs*
Mr. Giese: No.
*class laughs even more*
Mr. Giese: first rule of marrage, Noah, never say another girl is hot.
Jenny: well I gotta go.
Olivia: you're leaving me?
Olivia: alone? by my self?... at this table?... in study hall?... in school?...
in whitehall?... in Wisconsin?... In the United States?... on this continent?...in the world?... in the gallexy?... in the
Universe?... next to Venus!?
Olivia: If you were stuck on a stranded island and you had to get to shore because
the other shore is over there... and the water is full of zebras and clams...
Amanda: I saw Mercury, then Venus, I saw the Earth, then Mars, saw Jupiter and
Saturn, Uranus, then Neptune, and Pluto
Jen *Eats cookie*
Olivia: your gonna get in trouble.
Jen: *shoves the rest of the big cookie in here mouth*
Amanda: wanna cookie?
Olivia: no thank you.
Jen: I'll have hers!
Olivia: *grabs cookie* f*ck you!
Olivia: you gotta slow down! I'm still on Uranus!
Olivia: Mental Images, anyone?
Olivia: you're in the middle of a midget fight!
Olivia: It was really trafficy there!
Olivia: It was fun! but I didn't want to get out of the car!
Amanda: It's a circle, square, whatever.
Amanda: they were on top of a barn....
Olivia: there was an alley between the window and the seats in the air roof.
Olivia: wanna play again?
Olivia: ok this is stupid, it says that you're gonna be a male stripper, but the
stupid thing is, your husband is going to be a male stripper too...
Jenny: I'm gonna be a what? I can't be a male stripper!...
I don't have male parts!
*pound* Jenny & Olivia: owwww!!
Amanda: you threw it away? that could of been an antique.
Jen: He's going crazy...
Amanda: well he doesn't have to drive far...
Jenny: you put on your cousins dirty pants!?
Jenny: Shoot it's St.Patrick's day and I should of wore my green underware, now
I don't feel so lucky.
*Jen or Livvy says something*: damnit! Aoof! *gives each other a hi five*
*Jenny, wispering, and giving her forensics speech*
Adam Kloss: SHHHHH!
Jenny: shut up! and go screw yourself.
Adam: well I'm not going to in class.
Jenny: Thank good.
Amanda: This isn't a crime scene investigation no crime took place, dumb ass!
Jenny: It's better than Disneyland!
Jenny: Okay. you know it's not very nice to hide the cheese wiz on me!
Jen: Oh my god! we forgot the cannoli!
Jen: the cannoli! we forgot the cannoli!
Adrianne: what are you talking about?
the cannoli you were supposed to grab the gun! haven't you heard? your supposed to leave the gun and grab the cannoli!
Adrianne: I didn't bring a gun and what's a cannoli?
Jen: you've never seen the Godfather?
Adrianne: you got that off a movie? I thought you were serious!!!
Olivia: I didn't know horses could swim!
Olivia: Guess what? I got a ring today!... wait... no! damn.
Brandon: Olivia made a rainbow....... do you know what I mean by that?
Jenny: not not really I don't think I wanna know.
Brandon: think dirty...... lip gloss and *cough cough*
Jenny: what does lip gloss have to do with anything!?
Jenny: Here's your folder * throws it to Amanda*
Amanda: ouch! you hit my boob!
Jenny: *impersonating Amanda* Oh my gosh! my boob! you hit my boob! save me!...
the manilla folders are going to take over the world, one boob at a time!
Amanda: with handcuffs!
Jenny: Brittany.... Brittany!... Brittany!!
Jenny: Cleavland Ohio!
Brittany: What the --
Jenny: I don't know, it's just random.
Peidro: Please keep your hands, arms, and legs inside the farris wheel at all times.
you cannot have beer, drugs, or anyother kind of illigal substance on this ride.
Jenny: Oh shoot! Good thing I forgot my
keg of beer.
Amanda: I'm glad I left my marajiana plant on the bus.
*farris wheel goes around*
my phsicalogist said I'm not supposed to talk to people like you.
*farris wheel goes arond again*
Peidro: Why you can't talk to me?
*goes arond again*
Areka: her phsicologist
said she can't talk to people.
Amanda: you should see my room in Juvy it's awsawome! better than
Areaka: yeah you should see it!
Hailey: whould you guy shut up? this is the
last time i go on a farris wheel with you guys.
*end of the ride*
Peidro: It was nice talking to you girls, come back again.
Olivia: be right back... gotta pee.
Jenny: oh thanks for the explination!!
I get a little scroll thing that says we're in a winter advisory.
Olivia: what was that dick piercing that AJ was talking about? a prince charles?
or edward? I don't remember.
Jenny: a Prince Elbert.
Olivia: your balls are annoying me! they keep moving!
Olivia: what's gray poupon?
Areka: another thing...you can always say toot, or sees, or lion oil, or race car
backwards and no one will ever know!!!
Olivia: What's lay away?
Areka: somebody stole my tape... again.
Jenny: should I call the FBI?
Jenny: The secret service?
Areka: NO! wait, I work for the FBI, member?
Jenny: No I don't, why does everyone
ask that? I never member. member?
Jenny: I broke my computer and I'm gonna be sent to Canada in a wooden create to
go to a Canandan boarding school, I'll have to learn their national anthym! because I don't know if you have to sing it in
school or not! I don't even know the whole thing of the American anthum! I'll never go to college and become a Journalist!
I'll be living out on the streets... next to a dumpster! I probably won't even have the dumpster! I'll be alone.... in Canada!
Olivia: Haha I'm in!
A.J. Butters: gravity *punch fists together* arrrrrrrg!
I'm in my own little world...
Olivia: Ha ha ha! I don't get it...
Hailey: I wish I was barbie, that b**** has everything
Olivia: It's like
a fruit loop, only puffier!
Olivia: He's the one with the blue champion sweatshirt.
Emily: the one shooting the
Olivia: No, yes! yes! that's the one!
Adrianne: *pout* I want some go-banana juice.
Matt: Blame Canada.
Adrianne: This IS a monkey!
Amanda: What's the abbrevations for Chicago?... CHI right?
Jenny: uuhhhh nooo.
well don't all States have abrevations?
Jenny: Amanda...... Chicago is a CITY!!!
Olivia: Hold your horsies!
Jenny: Horsies? I don't have any!
Olivia: are you sure? are any swimming in the ocean behind your house?
Jenny: hmmm... idk lemme check... nope, no ocean no horsies.
Jenny: Oh My God! you're embarressing!
Donkey: So much for a noble steed.
Jenny impersonationg Princess feona: *piggy snort* ahhhhhh....ahhhhh!
Olivia: what!? there's more on the back!?
Olivia: what if we never had any previous jobs?
Olivia: Jenny, there's an eye ball hanging from the ceiling...
that's a pinata...
Jenny: How hard is it to stick it in there and turn the crank a few times?!
Olivia: Hey! your gonna rip it off!
Hailey: He's not mine because all the ones she thinks are hot are ugly too me!
Olivia: well lets name hi--- hey shut the hell up!