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 I either found these quotes on the internet, got from other people, or by watching movies... in spanish class.


Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.

you were my lesson i had to learn, i was your fortress you had to burn

we may rise and fall, but in the end we meet our fate togeher

if it sounds good you'll hear it, it if looks good you'll see it, if its marked right, you'll buy it, but if it's real you'll feel it

faith can make me break your heart to save your soul

growing up sucks...not all kisses are magic, not all guys live up to your expectations but there are moments when romance, friendship, love, everything just falls into place that makes growing up worth it

Who knows for what we live, struggle and die?. . . Wise men write many books, in words too hard to understand. But this, the purpose of our lives, the end of all our struggle, is beyond all human wisdom.

As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light of meaning in the darkness of mere being. Where peace and simplicity are embraced, there is Neither anxiety nor complication

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?" - Art Hoppe

Many people hear voices when no-one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.
~ Margaret Chittenden

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. ~ Jerry Seinfeld

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. ~ P. J. O'Rourke

Rem tene, cerba sequentur: grasp the subject, and the words will follow

If you let people make you into what they want, what happens to you?

she's not like the other girls when she looks in the mirror, she doesnt see an ugly & fat girl whos a failure at life. she sees a girl who hasn't done much yet & isnt very pretty -- but who's going to change the world someday

the freshman girl, oh so shy
sits & watches the sophomore guy.
the sophomore guy, with his head in a whirl
sits & watches the junior girl.
the junior girl, in her red sedan
sits & watches the senior man.
But the senior man, all hot & wild
secretly loves the freshman child.

i'm sick of these little 2-year-old games you either like me or you don`t.

if i were to ever see you again, the frist thing i'd do is make-out with you in the nearest photo booth

we have this unspoken connection. we see each  other, lock eyes, smile that one certain smile that means nothing to anyone else, but the world to usThe Truth Is.. We Hide So We Can Be Found-
We Walk Away To See Who Will Follow.
We  Cry To See Who Will Wipe Away Our Tears 
and We Let Our Hearts Get Broken To See Who Will Come & Fix Them

for once it wasn't black & white but spelt out in neon lights.

Dear Cupid, we NEED to have a little talk about your aim

There are certain people who aren't meant to fit in your life, no matter how much you want them to.

hershey kisses: $2.99
one rose: $3.40
a big teddy bear: $8.50
your crush finally admitting he loves you: priceless

you know when we fight and i hang up & you don't call me back? that hurts me the most because it makes me wonder.. if we were face to face & we were fighting, would you just let me go when i walked away?

All of the best love stories have one thing in common; ;you have to go againts all odds to get there

Don't waste your time worrying about boys-- boys will come and go. Don't waste your time caring about the people who don't like you-- chances are you don't like them either. Don't waste your time worrying if people are talking about you-- you affected their lives, they didn't affect yours. Waste your time with friends-- live for the moment, laugh often, be immature, do anything and everything. If it's something you'll regret in the morning, sleep late & when you wake up, laugh about it with your friends, because your friends are what matter most. When you have your have everything

it's funny how much stuff people can talk talk behind my back, but when they're confronted-- they're like .."damn .. whotold you that ..?"

i'm the girl who will burst out laughing in dead silences because of something that happened the day before

Elvis and Jim Morrison are coming, and they're bringing chips.

If we would talk less and pray more about them, things would be better than they are in the world: at least, we should be better enabled to bear them.

Prayer wonderfully clears the vision; steadies the nerves; defines duty; stiffens the purpose; sweetens and strengthens the

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. Nancy Astor

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend or break them.

This only is denied to God: the power to undo the past.

Pray as if everything depended upon God and work as if everything depended upon man. 

If there’s one thing I know it’s God does love a good joke. 

God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest. 

I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much. --Mother Teresa

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting.

You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

I felt like poisoning a monk. --Umberto Eco on why he wrote the novel "The Name of the Rose."

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? --Jay Leno

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. --Jay Leno 

After the game, the king and pawn go into the same box. --Italian Proverb

Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still. --Chinese Proverb

The palest ink is better than the best memory. --Chinese Proverb

Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present. -English Proverb

If you believe everything you read, better not read. -Japanese Proverb

The reverse side also has a reverse side. -Japanese Proverb

Fate; it just wan't ment to be...

The world is divided into two types of people: those who wince when they see the words Canadian geese in print, and those who don't.

For every person who wants to teach, there are approximately thirty people who don't want to learn--much. --W.C. Sellar and R.J., introduction to And Now All This (1932)

No good deed goes unpunished.

It's a poor sort of memory that only works backward. --Lewis Carroll

Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it.

I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. --Friedrich Nietzsche 

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

I am not in this world to live up to other people's expectations, nor do I feel that the world must live up to mine.

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.

And even if we can or cant be friends I'll be with you until the very end.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

It's funny how a song that was once your favorite, is now like a kinfe in your heart.

Ask me how many times my heart has been broken and I will tell you to look in the sky and count the stars.


Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I’m only falling apart...


You look at me and say "girl, you've been blessed" but you can't see the inside of my unhappiness.


Forget the times he walked by, forget the times he made you cry, forget the times he spoke your name, remember your feelings aren’t the same, forget the times he held your hand, forget the sweet things if you can, forget those times and don’t pretend, remember now he’s only a friend.


He who tries to forget a woman, or finds hatred in himself for her, never loved her.


Don’t lead me on, and leave me confused, any girl would rather be left alone, than have her heart abused.


Don’t tell me lies they are hard to heel, just tell me how you really feel.


every girl wants prince charming
and while he may be nice and all 
I want a guy who will
come up from behind and
put his arms around me
and wisper in my ear
that he loves me
and he lays awake at night, just
thinking about me
a guy who'll call at like.. 
3 a.m.  just to tell me
how much he misses me.
he'd come over just after we
get off the phone...
because he wants two know how
i'm really doing..
because i said i was fine
but we both know i was lying.
he'd kiss me on my forehead
and tell me everything's
going to be alright
He may not be prince charming
to anyone else, but in my eyes, he'd fit the part.


I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because everytime i fall in never seems to last


Love is like heaven but hurts like hell.


It's better to light a candle, than to curse the darkness.


In every single letter, in every single word, there will be a hidden message about a boy that loves a girl.


Love is being stupid together.


True love is when you shed a tear and still want him. It's when he ignores you and you still love him. It's when he loves another girl but you still smile and you say, I'm happy for you. when all you really want to do is cry... and cry...


I think I'll go anti-love. Really, who needs it? Butterflies in the tummy, and hearts skipping beats... that can't be safe!


Life is a song. Love is the lyrics.


After a while you learn the difference between holding a hand and falling in love. you begin to learn that kisses don't always mean something and promises can be broken just as quickly as they are made and sometimes good-byes really are forever.


Real love stories never have happy endings. Because real love stories never end.


Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and cannot remain silent.


I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.


And slowly it all fades... to gray.


I smile cause I have NO idea what's going on.


I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when here heart is broken and the one that could always brighten up your day even if she couldn't brighten her own.


Love isn't funny when it is burning inside when all you can think of is how you get through the night.


Sorry boys, I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!


How far do i have to go to make you understand? I wanna make this work so much it hurts, nut I  just cant keep on giving, go on living with the way things are so I'm gonna walk away and its up to you to say how far?


In a room full of people, you're always the first one I look for


Tastee Freezes as ''iconic structures in the rural Midwest'' that ''prove your community does not have enough of a population to sustain a Dairy Queen."


Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. -Lucille Ball


If music be the food of life, then play on. -William Shakespeare


Writing should be approached like a favorite toy. -Ray Bradbury


Art thou pale for weariness
Of climbing heaven and gazing on the earth,

Wandering companionless

Among the stars that have a different birth,

And ever changing, like a joyless eye

That finds no object worth its constancy?


Think about it, there must be higher love down in the heart or hidden in the stars above.Without it, life is a wasted time. Look inside your heart, I'll look inside mine.


A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.


I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.


Make believing we're together. That I'm sheltered by your heart, but in and outside I've turned to water like a teardrop in your palm


I remember saying things, but I have no idea what was said.


Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life. Define yourself.

Live like there's no tomorrow, sing like no one's listening, and love like you've never been hurt.
Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing. It's ok though, because I've got some more vibrant colors like periwinkle at my disposal. I have a bit of a problem though in that I can only meet the 8-color boxes. Does anyone else have that problem? I mean there are so many different colors of life, of feeling, of articulation.. so when I meet someone who's an 8-color type.. I'm like, "hey girl, magenta!" and she's like, "oh, you mean purple!" and she goes off on her purple thing, and I'm like, "no - I want magenta! --John Mayer

You have written your name in the golden pages of history, and won the undying graditude of your countrymen.

In a crue and imperfect world, there's proof God can still create perfection.

It's all about being who you want to be.  Never look back at the past, only forward to the future!

Sometimes your voice is loudest when it's written down.

Q: What Most People Are Thinking When They Say "I Love You"?
A: "The person is thinking: 'Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day.'" -- Michelle, age 9

Black and White makes classification easy, but gray areas hold more possibilities.

I'm all grown up, so please, no more fairy tales.

Never forget to say  'I love you' before the moment slips away.

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If  it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.

All men are the same,  they just have different faces so that we can tell them apart.

Three wise men - are you serious?

Remember when life was easier when boys had cooties?

The friends who grew up with you deserve a special respect. The ones who stuck by you shoulder to shoulder, in a time where nothing was certain, all life lay ahead, and every road led home.

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. -Matt Groening

Memories are always remembered... never forgotten
Don't ever give up if you still want to try,
Don't ever wipe your eyes if you still want to cry,
Don't stop asking questions if you still want to know,
and don't say you don't love him if you can't let him go.
Sometimes your worst enemy is one who used to be your friend.
I'm no using her chapstick, you sicko!
What to pack for a trip? "Leave the gun, take the cannoli's"
I've been the needle and the thread weaving figure eights around your head, I try to laugh but cry instead, wait to hear the words you've never said. -Maroon5, Must Get out
The world isn't square, so there is no corner of the world you can go to that will take your pain away.
Men are like lava lamps, there fun to watch, hot, but not that bright.

I chose the road less traveled. Now where am I?

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. -Britney Spears, Pop Singer

Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer. -David Acfield

Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. Oh My God! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!
MAYBE...and that is final!!!

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight

Stress, the confusion created when the mind must over ride the body's basic desire to choke the living crap out of some idiot who desperatley deserves it!

I'm not fluent in idiot, so please speak slowly to me.

I know im not perfect, but I'm so close it scares me!

I could be a bitch, if I was nicer.

I'm not lazy, I just don't give a damn.

All I ever wanted was everything, (is that ok with you?)

When I snap you'll be the frist to go.

If you don't like my attitude then quit talking to me.

I'm goin Nucking Futs!

I'm NAKED! (under my clothes!)

Miss Congeniality

Gracie Hart: Gracie Lou Freebush?!
Eric Matthews: I thought you'd like that.
Gracie Hart: Yeah, well. My IQ just dropped ten points.

Gracy Hart: Donut Nazi.

Gracie Hart: You think I'm gorgeous... You want to kiss me... You want to hug me... You want to love me... You want to smooch me... You want to hug me.


Donkey: Blue flower, red thorns, blue flower, red thorns. This would be so much easier if I wasn't color-blind!

Shrek: You stuburn jackass!
Donkey: you smelly ogre!

Donkey: you love her... you wanna please her... then you gotta gotta gotta show a little tenderness.... Chicks love that romantic crap.

Donkey: Your so rapped up in layers onion boy, you're afraid of your own tellings (we watch movies too much in Spanish)

Donkey: Hey! that is unwanted physical contact.

Shrek: I got an arrow in my butt!

Donkey: your butt is tender.

Matilda: you were gone 3 days!
Derek: No I wasn't I was at a 'Day Spa' d-a-y-i-e day.
Derek: What is this? A center for ants? How are we expected to teach the kids to read good... if they can't even fit inside the building?
Mugatu: Derek, this is just a smal--
Derek: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be atleast... 3 times bigger!
Matilda; I became... belimic.
Derek: you can read minds? 

Finding Nemo

Sheldon: I'm H2O intolerant.

Crush: Okay. Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique. 
Squirt: Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it.
Marlin: It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it. *to Squirt* Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying. say the first thing again.

Sharks: I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food. 

Gill:To the top of Mount Wanna-hock-a-loogie. 

Dory: What is it with men and asking for directions?

All: Yay!
Bloat: Ha,ha,ha,ha! 
Gill: We did it!
Gill: Now what?

Crush: Yeah, we saw you and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..." and we went like, "whoa..."

Deb:What have we got? 
Peach: Root canal, and by the looks of those X-rays, it's not going to be pretty. 
Bloat: Dam and clamper installed? 
Peach: Yep.
*Dentist drills and patient screams* 
Peach: Now he's using the Schilder technique. 
Bloat: He's been favoring that one lately. He's using a Hedstrom file. 
Gurble: That's not a Hedstrom file, that's a K-flex. 
Blaot: It has a teardrop cross section, clearly it's a HEDSTROM. 
Gurble: No, it's a K-FLEX.
Gurble K-FLEX.
Bloat: Oomp. There I go. I'll be over here.
Deb: *sighs* I'll go deflate him.

Dory: Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you've gotta do? 
Marlin: No I don't wanna know. 
Dory: *singing* Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim. 
Marlin: Dory, no singing. 
Dory: *continuing* Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho. I love to swim. When you want to swim you want to swim. 
Marlin: Now I'm stuck with that song... Now it's in my head.
Dory: Sorry. 

Nemo: Hey dad! Maybe when I'm at school, I'll see a shark. 
Marlin: I highly doubt it. 
Nemo: Have how ever met a shark? 
Marlin: No, and I don't plan to. 
Nemo: How old are sea turtles? 
Marlin: Sea turtles? I don't know. 
Nemo: Sandy Plankton from next door, he says they live to be a hundred years old. 
Marlin: Well, if I ever meet a sea turtle I'll ask him, right after I'm done talking to the shark.

Dory: I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy Come on, squishy Come on, little squishy *baby talk*  Ow! Bad squishy, bad squishy!

Gill: From this moment on, you shall now be known as Sharkbait. 
Bloat:, Gurgle, Bubbles: Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha! 
Gill:  Welcome, Brother Sharkbait!
Bloat, Gurgle, Bubbles: Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!
Gill:Enough with the Sharkbait.
Gurgle: Sharkbait! Hoo... bop pa doo.

Dory: *dreaming* Uhhh... the sea monkeys have my money... yes, I'm a natural blue... 

Peach: Find a happy place! Find a happy place! Find a happy place!

Crush: Noggin!
[bump heads]
, Crush: DUDE.

One who returns to a place sees it with new eyes. Although the place may not have changed, the viewer inevitably has. For the first time things invisible before become suddenly visible.

Everyone has a talent, what is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - The Beatles

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.

I’m too much of an erratic, moody person, and I don’t have the passion anymore, so remember - it’s better to burn out than to fade away.

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. - Dr. Seuss

Don’t compromise yourself. You are all you’ve got.

In 3 words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on. - Robert Frost

Brian Shelby: The sweet ain’t nearly as sweet without the sour. - Vanilla Sky

Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once.

Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket-safe, dark, motionless, airless-it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. To love is to be vulnerable.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves. - Shakespeare

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let’em go, because man, they’re gone.

It is good to remember that the tea kettle, although up to its neck in hot water, continues to sing.

Life may be short, but it is wide.

The reason the grass is always greener on the other side, is that you’re so busy looking at their grass, you forget to water your own.

The future lies before you like freshly fallen snow. Be careful where you walk in it, for every footstep shows.

But words are things, and a small drop of ink, falling like dew, upon a thought, produces that which makes thousands, perhaps millions, think.

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that. - Dumbledore

Next to that kid, we all look like onions.

Good writers touch life often. Mediocre ones run a quick hand over her. The bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies.

One of the most adventurous things left is to go to bed, for no one can lay a hand on our dreams

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly

I am desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

And lastly there is the oldest and deepest desire, the Great Escape: the Escape from Death

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.

from the beginning, mankind has been divided into three parts,
among men of prayer, farmers, and men of war . . .

Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.

The more things change, the more they remain... insane.

The limits of my language mean the limits of my world.

If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candy and nuts, we'd all have a very merry Christmas.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

Our solar system consists of one star and some debris

Laughter cannot bring back what anger has driven away.

Life's not all beer and skittles.

Money grows on the tree of persistence.

One written word is worth a thousand pieces of gold.

The pebble in the brook secretly thinks itself a precious stone.

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names.

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.

If you turn your head sideways and squint a little, you can see an image of a bearded face in that tortilla.

If A is a success in life, than A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut. A=x+y+z

I hope that my achievements in life shall be these - that I will have fought for what was right and fair, that I will have risked for that which mattered, and that I will have given help to those who were in need, that I will have left the earth a better place for what I've done and who I've been."

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.

Not many people go to Antarctica yet because it is under penguin rule

Sometimes the only thing between you and the abyss is the goodwill of your friends.

I will write peace on your wings and you will fly all over the world

Drink deep of this life, it passes all to quickly and the more you see, the more you will want to see.

I was a strict practising Catholic until I was 21. I used to want to be a nun. I was going to be a Carmelite. It's a non-speaking order-can you imagine? Luckily for them, I moved on. -Francesca Annis

I tried very hard to be a docile nun with a sense of humor, but I saw a still photograph of me in one of those scenes and I thought, Oh my God. It's the look. It's the nun look!  -Patty Duke

It is not easy to be a nun. It is a life of sacrifice and self-abnegation. It is a life against nature. Poverty, chastity and obedience are extremely difficult. But there are always the graces if you will pray for them. Pray that you may all become St Johns, lovers of Christ.  -Kathryn Hulme

must have had five minutes or so of wanting to become a nun, because all Catholic girls do, but I can't remember it.  -Mink Stole

I knew it from the moment i met you that i'd let you get the best of me & there was nothing i could do.

you have brains in your head
you have feet in your shoes
you can steer yourself in any
direction you choose. you're
on your own & you know what
you know. you are the person
who'll decide where to go.
-- Dr. Seuss

When a defining moment comes along, you can do one of two things. Define the moment, or let the moment define you.

What if Prince Charming had never shown up?
Would Snow White have laid in that glass box forever?
Or would she have gotten up, spit out the apple,
gotten a job & a health care plan & moved on with her life?

Although we adore men individually we agree that as a group they're rather stupid. --Mary Poppins

don't let mistakes & disappointments of the past control & direct your future

Success is measured by how high you bounce after hitting the bottom.

Lorelai: You lost me at carrots, which was the first draft of 'you had me at hello'.

Michel Well, you know what happens when you assume.
Lorelai What?
Michel I don't know. Something about a donkey. It is a stupid American phrase.

it's moments like these in life that makes us wish we could stop time, rewind, & do it all over again

You want more money,
People are in poverty.
You want a boyfriend,
Someone doesn't even have parents.
Your hungry, a child is starving.
You want to go to the mall,
someone is looking for anything that they can wear just to stay warm.
Your chilly,
others are frozen.
You just want to die,most people want to live.
So don't waste your time on things that you think you want because there is always someone out there who needs it much more than you could ever possibly know.

you dont go to highschool to find your husband.... you go to find your bridesmaids!

life's like a book: each page is different & you control the pen.

Books have the same enemies as people: fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own content.

What you risk reveals what you value.

We do not write because we want to; we write because we have to.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Pray hardest when it is hardest to pray.

Nor can a man with grace his soul inspire, More than the candles set themselves on fire.

I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her. - New York City detective

In any museum we will find quite ordinary things - clothes, a walking stick, a pen, pieces of furniture - which are only of value because they were possessed and used by some great person. It is the ownership which gives them worth. It is so with the Christian. The Christian may be a very ordinary person, but he acquires a new value and dignity and greatness because he  belongs to God. The greatness of the Christian lies in the fact that he is God's.

Therefore confess your sins to each other and pray for each other so that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous man is powerful and effective.

When you come to the end of all the light you know, and it's time to step into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing that one of two things will happen: Either you will be given something solid to stand on or you will be taught to fly. -Edward Teller

Faith says not, 'I see that it is good for me, so God must have sent it.' instead, 'God sent it, and so it must be good for me'. Faith, walking in the dark with God, only prays Him to clasp its hand more closely.

Never undertake anything for which you wouldn't have the courage to ask the blessing of heaven.

We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature--trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence; see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence...We need silence to be able to touch souls. -- Mother Teresa

The 7 modern sins:
politics without principles,
pleasures without conscience,
wealth without work,
knowledge without character,
industry without morality,
science without humanity,
worship without sacrifice.

Do all the good you can,
By all the means you can,
In all the ways you can,
In all the places you can,
At all the times you can,
To all the people you can,
As long as ever you can.

A friend is someone who will trade thier grape popsicle for your yucky orange one.

Never make someone a priority when they only make you an option

It's much easier to turn a friendship into love than love into friendship

few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Cherish yesterday, Live today, Dream tomorrow

No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

It's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

The people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what'?

If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size?

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site.

The three hardest tasks in the world are neither physical feats nor intellectual achievements, but moral acts: to return love for hate, to include the excluded, and to say, "I was wrong".

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read." -- Mark Twain

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos -- Homer Simpson

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. -- Tiger Woods

Me and a book is a party. Me and a book and a cup of coffee is an orgy. -- Robert Fripp

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket? -- Puskuritarra

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.

"Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave." - Ad slogan "Pepsi comes alive" as initially translated into Chinese.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?" Frank Zappa: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"

And the night shall be filled with music, and the cares that infest the day, shall fold thier tents, like the Arabs, and as silently steal away.

The real problem is in the hearts and minds of men. It is not a problem of physics but of ethics. It is easier to denature plutonium than to denature the evil from the spirit of man.

I've been thinking a lot lately about taking chances. And how it's really just about overcoming your fears. Because the truth is, every time you take a big risk in your life, no matter how it ends up, you're always glad you took it.- Scrubs

Love and desire are the spirit's wings to great deeds.

Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be clean.

Know thyself? If I knew myself I would run away.

It is not doing the thing we like to do, but liking the thing we have to do, that makes life blessed.

You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.

Women are considered deep - why? Because one can never discover any bottom to them. Women are not even shallow.

Without music, life would be a mistake.

Whoever battles with monsters had better see that it does not turn him into a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss.

Certain flaws are necessary for the whole. It would seem strange if old friends lacked certain quirks.

Destiny grants us our wishes, but in its own way, in order to give us something beyond our wishes.

Divide and rule, the politician cries; unite and lead, is watchword of the wise.

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men.

Every author in some way portrays himself in his works, even if it be against his will.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. -Rita Rudner

We were like Romeo and Juliet, I just forgot that they never got to be together.


Say what you want, but mean what you say, you played with my heart and threw it on the floor. But I'm all right and it's okay, because I know you never meant to hurt me and walk out the door.


I’m nowhere near perfect; I eat when
I’m bored, I fall for boys too easily, I’m
vulnerable to believing lies, I’m hoping
that one day I don't need a fake smile &
made up stories to get someone to like me,
I live by quotes & lyrics that explain exactly what
I’m going through & I make up excuses for
everything. I have my best friends & my
enemies; drama & memories. I’m just your
average typical teenager


love is like playing the piano
first you got to learn to play by the rules
then you need to play by your heart


are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the grounds that aren’t as good
but easy. So the apples at the top, think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to climb

all the way to

the top of

the tree.

50% of the world is without food and shelter... and you wanna tell me you have problems?


thats just how high school is..people are shallow and dumb & they're going to talk-about you ..someone will find you and create DRAMA..there’s no way to AVOID it..


Eventually you realize that life sucks, love isn't always real, happiness is only for a limited learn who your real friends are. You learn to hold back tears & learn how to act like you just don’t care.


I wrote him a note saying "i wish you knew what it felt like to be obsessed.." he wrote me back saying "what if i do?" and he smiled.


Well, what am I supposed to think?'
You're like the king of mixed signals.
One day you can't stand me. The next
day you can`t get enough of me.


Maybe he's the one you need and not just the one you want.


B ad
O bnoxous
Y ucky
S tupid boys


He placed his hand on her heart and said .. "this is my new favorite song."


highscool = drama to the 10th power… squared


The practice of forgiveness is our most important contribution to the healing of the world. -Marianne Williamson


Go play in the snow, if it doesn't snow where you live put your head in the freezer and pretend.


What is Prayer? Prayer is not to think a lot, but to love a lot. --St. Teresa of Avila


There are thoughts, which are prayers. There are moments when, whatever the posture of the body, the soul is on its knees. -- Victor Hugo


it’s hard to wait around for something
that you know will never happen
but its a lot harder to stop
when you know its everything

you’ve ever wanted.

you always gotta have those
friends, when you can do the
stupidest things & just laugh
about it together


The worst part about being lied to is thinking that you werent good enough for the truth...


It doesnt matter who dumped who or why, whenever a girl sees her ex w/another girl it always bothers us, not b/c we're not over you, but b/c we know we used to be that girl...


When we are both old ladies, we'll be chillin in the nursing home sayin, "remember when...."


love is a risk worth taking


Love comes to those who...  Still hope even though they've been disappointed  Still believe even though they've been betrayed  Still need love even though they've been hurt before  Have the courage and faith to build trust again  


A man realized he wanted his love back. Not wanting to get hurt, the girl said, "No." The man cried to God and asked, "If it is meant to be, why did I lose her?'" God replied, "My child, you didn't lose her, you let her go"


It must be nice having someone who loves you despite your faults.


If you only knew what i went through just to get to you ..i'm hanging from you and i'll hold on.


If you want me to you know you truly care when you try and convince youeself  you don't.


A friend will know by the sound of your voice,
by the look on your face, by the way you walk, by
the things you do, exactly what kind of day you're having.


After a while you learn the difference between holding hands & falling in love,
that kisses don't always mean something,
promises can be broken as quickly as they were made,

and sometimes goodbyes really are forever.


a girl needs three things in her life --
1. boys and love to make her weak
2. family and fighting to make her strong
3. & friends to pick her up when both make her hit the floor


We don’t even have to be together for him to break my heart.


Life is like a big puzzle; i don’t wanna figure out any more.


Ran into my ex the other I pulled in reverse and hit him again.


Best friends are there when your heart gets broken and need extra glue...


God made us best friend because he knew our moms couldn't handle us being sisters.


When you hear the phone ring, who do you hope it is?


There's a big world out there. Bigger than PROM, bigger than high school and it wont matter it we're the prom queen or the quaterback of the football team or the biggest nerd in school. what will matter is you find out who you are and try not to be afraid of it...


1 million memories, 10 thousand inside jokes, i hundred shard secrets, 1 reason: BEST FRIENDS!


Someone asked me, "why do you like him so much?"Bbut before I could reply, my best friend put her hand over my mouth and said you dont even want to get her started.


When your going crazy just remember friends are cheaper then a thereapist...


Tears are words from the heart that can't be spoken.


There's nothing like a good crisis to increase my energy and remind me how much I need God. -- Anne Christian Buchanan


You don't need to see the way if you follow the one that is the Way. -- Author Unknown


Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright


The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet. - William Gibson


After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music -Aldous Huxley


One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain  - Bob marley


Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best -Frank Zappa


What's best in music is not to be found in the notes - Gustav Mahler


Music takes us out of the actual and whispers to us dim secrets that startle our wonder as to who we are, and for what, whence, and whereto --Ralph Waldo Emerson


But don't be fooled by the radio,
the TV or the magazines.
They show you photographs of how your life should be,
but they're just someone else's fantasy. --Styx


Success is not final. Failure is not fatal. It is the courage to continue that counts. --Winston Churchill


The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

Every girl wants a man that she can go to in her sweats, hair a mess, make up running down her face, eyes red from crying and the frist thing he says to her is "baby, you're beautiful" and means it.

Love is a picture in the sand.

I'd do anything to be your only princess.

Some things in life are worth waiting for, even if that means waiting forever.

All I want is for one guy to prove to me that they are not all the same.

So here's to teenage romance and not knowing why it hurts like hell.

Put that in your juice box and suck it.

.Aand she said "you're crazy" and he said "only for you."

The love you can't have lasts the longest, feels the storngest, and hurts the most.

Love is friendship set on fire.

You don't have to impress me with your lies, impress me with the truth.

Being grown up isn't half as fun as growing up. These are the best days of our lives.