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You should always keep these in mind.  Some may sound really stupid, but you will one day wish you had listened... but then it will be too late.  But mostly they are just for fun.


  1. NEVER stand up in a boat!
  2. Don't confuse me, I'm confused enough.
  3. Don't have olivia discribe anything, she's get confused and changes the subject.
  4. Never ever ever in a million years do drugs or drink, they mess you up a lot and could kill you.
  5. Don't lie to me, I've ended friendships because of too many lies.
  6. Don't lie to anyone.
  7. Give people second chances.
  8. Always pack extra underwear on a trip, I've never ran into a problem of a shortage of underware but its always better to be save then sorry.
  9. Stay in touch with your friends over the summer or anyother time.
  10. Don't take me to see a scary movie, unless you are prepared to see me jump 3 feet out of my seat.
  11. Stay in school, school makes you smarter and you need smarts to make it to. the places you want to go and become and almost any job requires some kind of education.
  12. Keep your room clean! I may sound like your mom, but you never know when un expected company will be dropping by.
  13. loosen up every now and then, you'll miss a lot if you don't.
  14. watch for slices of pickles on the cafeteria floor.
  15. If you really like someone, don't let them slip away.
  16. When having a conversation with Areka, tell her, "don't hurt me!"
  17. Don't run away from your problems. A good example of this would be if you think that just because a few guys out there are jerks you don't have to run and become a nun!  After all, there are really sweet guys out there. (you know who you are). 
  18. No matter the circumstances, never ever ever take or hide chocolate on me!
  19. Life is not fair --get used to it.
  20. If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
  21. Always use ductape to fix anything.
  22. Accept that some days you are the pigeon... and most days the statue.
  23. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
  24. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
  25. Don't wear flip flops and long pants, and try to put your arm around someone
  26. Don't cheat on anyone
  27. Always keep chocolate at hand
  28. Always be optimistic. It may set you up for dissapointment, but atleast your try as hard as you can and maybe won't be dissapointed
  29. Chew gum when you fly on an airplane. that way you accually hear something during the flight
  30. Always listen to music whenever possible, other wise, you'd be bored out of your mind
  31. If you don't have Instent Messenger, get it immediately!
  32. Never steal a car, you might end up hitting a tree
  33. Remember, Buffilos don't have wings. . .
  34. . . . and tuna is fish, not chicken
  35. "Nice" stops at midnight!
  36. Life isn't like Monopoly, you can't collect $200 for passing go
  37. Does milk really come out of a cows mouth if it laughs?
  38. Don't say you have enough clothes
  39. You can never have too many shoes
  40. Never open a sixpack with a knife because a soda can could explode
  41. Never agitate a bull, it could try to ram you
  42. Don't talk back you your mom
  43. Never set your locker when its jammed, if it does jam, kick it. it really does work!
  44. When your nose itches, someone's thinking of you
  45. When your eye itches, someone wants to kill you
  46. When your head itches, you have lice
  47. When your skin itches, you have scabbies
  48. When your the only one home make sure you change the toilet paper because chances are you will be the next one in.
  49. Don't luagh when your head hurts
  50. Don't stalk anyone! expecally security guards
  51. remember your sanity
  52. When driving in a car, avoid trees!
  53. Don't ever ask a guy what he's afraid of, he might accually say butterflies
  54. Nothing wastes more energy than worrying. Just take everything with a grain of salt.
  55. that there are two ways to be rich: (1) have more; (2) want less
  56. never use slang words when writing a paper
  57. No matter what happens, always remind yourself, there are really sweet guys out there (I think you all know who I'm talking about)
  58. If you really like someone, don't let them slip away, because before you know it, it will be too late
  59. Dr Pepper rocks, and those who tell you otherwise are lying
  60. Always excersise. Supposedly you think better but im not too sure on that.
  61. If you ever EVER are going to kiss someone, think about EVERY single person that is involed in your live that could have a negative comment/feeling about it
  62. Live everyday to the fullest with everyone that you know and love. You don't know the next time you'll see them or get to do that again
  63. If your going to smack someone, have a good reason. you might not get into that much trouble if you have one
  64. A Hershey bar a day, will probably keep the doctor away..... but maybe not the dentist
  65. Always try to find a job you want to do. you'll have fun doing it. and just because someone says you can't do it, doesn't nessesary mean you really can't do it. and once you prove very one wrong, you'll have fun rubbing it into the faces of the non-believers.
  66. don't talk on the phone for hours a day, your ear really does start to hurt.
  67. always apply sunscreen! it REALLY hurts afterwards if you don't!
  68. running to the convent only makes your feel better for a short period of time.
  69. No fruit grows on Palm trees. Coconuts grow on coconut trees and pinapples grow on pinapple trees!
  70. Men Suck
  71. Don't touch my knee
  72. Never throw an eraser at a teacher just before he gives you a test
  73. never hit the Dean of Students, he'll make you wash tables
  74. It's your fantasy world, you live in it
  75. Geometry prolly won't be useful in everyday life. it doesn't mean, however, the college admidistration office will see it that way
  76. When wearing hair spray, stand far enough away from candles
  77. Never take a picture of a police officers butt, they don't like it too much
  78. Get your own "thing". Just because your friend likes to write, enters writing contests, and wants to become a journalist, doesn't mean that YOU have to too!! Also, because your friend likes to paint, draw, and sctech, doesn't mean YOU have to too! Find something that is yours, all yours and no one elses and stop trying to do what everyone else does!
  79. when opertunity knocks at your door, answer it. you'll regret it if you don't
  80. dont set yourself on fire
  81. Mr. Horgan is evil... discised as a health teacher
  82. Never forget to say  'I love you' before the moment slips away.
  83. Real love stories never have happy endings. B/c real love stories never end
  84. I smile cause i have NO idea what's going on.
  85. Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and cannot remain silent.
  86. If you love someone, tell them!!!! Broken hearts are often caused by unspoken words.
  87. Without education, you are not going anywhere in this world.
  88. There's a fine line between "trying and succeding" and "trying and quiting"
  89. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
  90. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
  91. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
  92. When you say, "I love you," mean it.
  93. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
  94. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. I know many couples that haven't made it. and after a year, you really know how the person is
  95. Believe in love at first sight.
  96. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much
  97. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
  98. Don't judge people by their relatives.
  99. Talk slowly but think quickly.
  100. Spend some time alone.
  101. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
  102. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
  103. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
  104. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for your actions.
  105. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
  106. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
  107. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask "why do you want to know?"
  108. Know when too keep a secret. It may tear you apart, but it will save a lot of drama later on.
  109. Penguins rock